Let’s just admit it: there’s a moment, somewhere between scrolling late at night and that weird ad popping up, when you realize the world of life size silicone sex dolls is…well, not as fringe as your grandma would hope.
I found myself there, blinking into the blue light, hovering over a product page for something called the Ai: Serene Sex Doll. It felt a bit like window-shopping for robots in a sci-fi movie—except this one has bust measurements and a shoe size.
Curiosity (and Maybe Skepticism) Gets Involved
You know those moments where you’re halfway between “this is ridiculous” and “wait…is this actually kind of impressive?” That was me. Cautiously optimistic, but also picturing some horror movie scenario where a mannequin comes to life. Anyway—Serene is made from silicone (not rubbery or waxy, more…skin-like? Not sure if that makes it less weird or more). She stands 5 feet 1 inch tall—155 cm if you’re feeling metric—and weighs about 73 lbs. Which means she’s lighter than my dog but heavier than most toddlers.
There’s this steel skeleton with movable joints. I kept picturing her doing yoga in my living room while I try to explain to friends why there’s an extra person on the couch.
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A Closer Look (Not That Close)
Details matter. Apparently. Serene’s proportions are all spelled out like she’s auditioning for America’s Next Top Model: Bust? 31.5 inches. Waist? 23.2 inches (which...I haven’t seen since high school). Hips? A respectable 34.6 inches and Cup Size: C—somewhere in the middle of the alphabet soup that is bra sizing.
Oh, right—the important bits (for some): Vaginal depth clocks in at 6.7 inches; anal at 6.3 inches. These numbers are oddly specific; someone must have measured with a ruler and a straight face.
Shipping Surrealism
Now here’s where things got slightly comical—free international shipping! Discreet packaging too; no giant label screaming “LIFE SIZE SILICONE SEX DOLL INSIDE!” Just a plain box dropped at your doorstep like any other online purchase (except heavier and way more interesting than socks).
Processing takes two to three weeks, then shipping adds another week-ish—so basically you’ve got about a month to come up with an explanation for your roommate or spouse (“It’s art! Modern art!”).
The Real Test: Is It Just A Giant Barbie?
Here comes the thinking-out-loud bit—I mean, does owning something like this make you some sort of pioneer or just…lonely? But then again, people buy expensive espresso machines they never use too.
The steel skeleton lets you pose her however you want—which sounds fun until you realize how awkward it is to move seventy-three pounds of silent company around your apartment without pulling something in your back.
Also, silicone feels surprisingly real (or so they say). Not cold plastic—not exactly warm either—but definitely not what I expected when I first heard about these things years ago.
Unexpected Details & Tiny Realizations
One thing I didn’t expect: shoe size matters here (women’s US 4.5-5), which means yes—you can buy her shoes if that sort of thing gives you joy or completes the look on Instagram (no judgment).
Another oddity—the website lists every measurement except maybe emotional baggage—which might be refreshing compared to dating apps now that I think about it.
And yet…I remember thinking how strangely normal it started feeling after reading enough reviews from people who named their dolls or took them hiking (?!) because apparently nothing surprises me anymore.
Would I Recommend?
Hmm, maybe recommendation isn’t even the word here—it’s more like acknowledging curiosity exists for all sorts of reasons nobody really talks about at dinner parties.
If nothing else, Ai: Serene is proof we live in an age where custom intimacy products get free international shipping and show up looking eerily lifelike on your porch in four weeks flat.
Anyway—I still haven’t figured out what one does with all those extra shoes lying around afterward…
