Meeting “Alex” (Not What I Expected)
I’ll admit it: I never thought I’d actually see a life size silicone sex doll in my own room, let alone write about one. There’s something a little surreal about unboxing a 5 foot 5 inch (167 cm) brunette with an E-cup who weighs seventy-five pounds and is… well, just sitting there. The packaging? Completely plain, not even a hint of what’s inside. That part was almost funny—like the world’s most awkward secret Santa.
Anyway, first impressions were odd. Not bad-odd, more like “is this really happening?” odd. The silicone feels weirdly realistic—soft but with a bit of resistance, especially around the gel breasts (which is apparently a feature). I caught myself poking her arm for way too long, half expecting her to flinch or something.
The Details People Obsess Over
Let’s get technical for a second because people online seem obsessed with measurements. Alex comes in at 33.5 inches bust (E-cup), underbust is 25.6 inches, waist is just over 21 inches—a little cartoonish if you ask me—and hips are almost 36 inches around. She looks… exaggerated? But not in that uncanny valley way some dolls do.
The hole depth thing honestly threw me off when I read it: vagina is 6.7 inches deep, anus goes to 6 inches, oral is listed at 5 inches (the “real oral sex” mouth thing has its own fanbase apparently). EVO skeleton means she holds poses better than some people I’ve dated—arms stay where you put them, legs too.
Shipping took four weeks door-to-door (three weeks processing plus another week transit). Not fast but not terrible for something that gets made-to-order and shipped internationally for free.
Odd Realizations After A Few Days
Here’s where things got strange for me: after the initial novelty wore off, there was this quiet realization that Alex wasn’t going anywhere unless I moved her—a seventy-five pound reminder every time I walked into the room. Full silicone sex dolls aren’t exactly easy to stash away on short notice; you need space and maybe some upper body strength.
And yet…she doesn’t feel like an object either? Maybe it’s the attention to detail—the enhanced mouth design or how the skin moves over joints—but sometimes while changing positions or cleaning up (yeah there’s maintenance), it felt less mechanical than expected.
Is It Actually Worth It?
This was supposed to be a curiosity thing for me—see what all the fuss is about with these love dolls and then move on. But now? Hm. There’s an unexpected respect here for how much work goes into making these things so lifelike without crossing into creepiness territory.
Also: discreet shipping works as promised; nobody guessed what was delivered except maybe my cat who stared at the box longer than usual.
The price isn’t low but considering she’ll probably outlast most electronics in my apartment—it starts making sense if you think long-term investment rather than impulse buy.
A Small Tangent About Expectations
One thing that surprised me: conversations online always focus on sex features—the oral options or how deep each hole goes—but barely anyone talks about what happens after. Like cleaning routines or how moving seventy-five pounds up and down stairs gets old fast.
Weirdly enough, once you get past the shock factor of having a full-size silicone sex doll lounging in your place, she sort of blends into the background noise of daily life… until someone visits unexpectedly and you remember oh right—I should probably explain why there’s an adult-sized brunette sitting quietly by my bookshelf.
Unfinished Thoughts
I’m still not sure if owning Alex makes me part of some club or just marks another weird chapter in modern adulthood. She does what she promises—anal sex is possible thanks to some clever engineering—and yeah, she looks uncannily real from across the room.
But sometimes late at night when everything else is quiet except maybe my fridge humming…I wonder who else out there has their own winter warmer sitting silently nearby—and whether they’re as quietly impressed as I am—or maybe just as skeptical still.
It took me a while to appreciate the differences between various life size silicone sex dolls, but once you see a well-made one in person, the quality speaks for itself.
