The “Wait, What?” Factor
Ever had one of those moments where you’re scrolling and suddenly—bam—a life size silicone sex doll in full-on steampunk cosplay pops up? Yeah. That was me, two months ago. There she was: Alexi. Five feet six inches tall (168 cm, for the metric-inclined), D-cup, blonde hair that looks like it belongs at a Victorian airship party, and… goggles? I mean, if you’re going to get a sex doll, why not go all-in on the fantasy angle?
I remember thinking: is this real? Like, really real? Turns out yes. And more detailed than I expected.
Details You Probably Didn’t Ask For (But Here They Are)
Here’s the thing—people always talk about “realism” with these things (life size silicone sex dolls are everywhere now), but with Alexi it’s almost unsettling how specific they get. Her measurements are right there in the listing like she’s applying for America’s Next Top Model: Bust 35.4 inches, under bust 28.3 inches (D-cup if you care), waist 24.4 inches, hips 38.2 inches.
She weighs in at 92 lbs (42kg). Lifting her is a workout—literal gym session—but honestly that adds to the whole “she could be an actual person” vibe.
And then there are… let’s call them functional stats: vagina depth 7.1 inches, anus depth 6.3 inches (I’m just reporting facts here). Vaginal and anal use possible; oral upgrade available if you want to go full customization mode.
Not Just a Pretty Faceplate
What got me wasn’t just the cosplay outfit or even the proportions—it was the steel skeleton inside her body with movable joints. It means she actually holds poses pretty well once you figure out how not to jam your fingers in weird places while adjusting her arms or legs.
The first time I tried moving her into a sitting position I half-expected something to snap off or creak ominously but nope—just smooth clicks like assembling expensive furniture from Sweden except… well, different context entirely.
You can dress her up however you want because apparently the outfit is only for photo purposes anyway (they make sure to tell you that). So yeah—your own weird creative freedom project.
Shipping Surprises & Discreet Packaging Paranoia
There’s always this low-key anxiety when ordering anything remotely adult online—is my neighbor going to see some massive box labeled “STEAMPUNK SEX DOLL” on my porch? But no—the packaging is totally plain and unlabeled; nobody would guess what’s inside unless they have X-ray vision or shake it suspiciously hard.
Shipping takes three weeks total—two weeks processing plus another week for delivery—which feels both fast and slow at once when you’re waiting for something so specific and kind of absurdly niche.
Free international shipping though—that part made me pause because usually there’s some catch but nope again.
The Odd Truth About Living With One
Having a life size silicone sex doll around isn’t exactly like having company over for tea parties but… sometimes it almost feels like it? She ends up standing quietly in the corner of my room wearing whatever old hat or corset I found on eBay last month and every now and then I forget she isn’t going to ask me how my day went.
It gets oddly normal after awhile which is probably its own commentary on modern loneliness—or maybe just proof that humans get used to anything given enough time and slightly surreal circumstances.
Tangent: Why Steampunk Though?
Quick detour—I never thought much about steampunk as an aesthetic until Alexi showed up looking like she’d stepped out of a Jules Verne fever dream. Now every time I see brass gears or brown leather straps in thrift stores I think “oh hey—that’d look good on her.” Not sure if that says more about me or about marketing genius but here we are.
Anyway—if someone had told me last year I'd be writing about a steampunk cosplay sex doll named Alexi... hmm, maybe I'd have believed them actually. Life's odd enough lately.
Is It Worth It?
Would I recommend getting one? Depends who’s asking—I mean if you want something customizable with actual weight behind it (literally) and don’t mind waiting three weeks for delivery… sure, why not? There are stranger things people spend money on these days than a hyper-detailed D-cup silicone cosplayer who ships discreetly across borders without fanfare or judgmental glances from postal workers.
Not every full size silicone sex doll is created equal, so paying attention to materials and build quality really matters in the long run.
Still figuring out what hat suits her best though—not that she minds either way
