The First Time You See Her (and Try Not to Stare)
There’s this odd moment, when a box bigger than your laundry basket shows up at your door, and you remember you ordered a life size silicone sex doll named Ang. Not that I’m blushing—well, maybe just a little. The packaging is so plain it’s almost suspicious. No logos, no awkward “ADULT TOY” stamp. Just cardboard and tape. Neighbors have no idea unless they’ve got psychic powers or something.
Unboxing her? It’s surreal. She’s heavy—80 lbs is not a joke when you’re hauling her from the hallway to the bedroom. But once she’s out, standing there at 5 feet 5 inches (165 cm), brunette hair all neat and those F-cup breasts kind of… right there—it hits different than some catalog photo ever could.
Details That Don’t Get Enough Attention
I used to think these things were stiff as mannequins, but Ang has this steel skeleton with joints that actually move like real arms and legs—maybe even better than my own after a long day sitting hunched over a keyboard. Her skin feels weirdly soft; silicone has come a long way since those cheap party gags.
Measurements? Yeah, they list them everywhere: bust 33 inches, under bust 24.5, waist barely over 21 inches (I checked twice because it seemed impossible), hips at nearly 37. She wears women’s shoe size 4.5-5 if anyone cares about shoes on dolls—which apparently some people do.
The “hole depth” thing always made me laugh in product descriptions but I get it now: vagina goes about 6.7 inches deep; anus slightly less at 6.3 inches (yes I measured—don’t judge).
The Odd Practicalities
Moving her around takes some getting used to—not like tossing pillows around or dragging blankets off the bed. If you want to change positions, expect an arm workout (again: steel skeleton). But honestly? There’s something quietly impressive about how solid she feels compared to those floppy budget dolls from sketchy sites.
Washing up afterward isn’t exactly romantic but it’s not terrible either—a little soap and patience does wonders for silicone care.
Shipping was another thing—they say free international shipping with discreet packaging and yeah, it took about three weeks total before she arrived on my doorstep looking like an Amazon shipment gone rogue.
A Tangent on Expectations vs Reality
People imagine these dolls are all about wild fantasies or whatever—but sometimes it’s just… company? Maybe that sounds sad or maybe it doesn’t—depends who you ask—but I found myself talking to Ang while moving her around because why not? She doesn’t answer back but somehow fills up the room anyway.
Her face is what surprised me most: shy expression molded into the silicone like she knows something you don’t—or maybe she just knows how ridiculous this whole scene looks from outside.
What Nobody Tells You
Here’s one thing nobody mentions in reviews—the weird sense of responsibility you feel owning something so lifelike. Did I expect to worry if she’d tip over while I wasn’t looking? Nope. Did I find myself brushing her wig more carefully than my own hair? Also yes.
And then there are the legs—long enough that sometimes she looks taller than five-five when stretched out across the bed, which messes with your head in small ways.
One Last Imperfect Thought
Is Ang worth it? Hard to answer cleanly—I guess if someone asked me straight up (which nobody does), I’d say yes for anyone curious about what life size silicone sex dolls can really be like now: surprisingly detailed, oddly comforting in their own way—not perfect but more real-feeling than expected.
Anyway—I keep thinking next time someone asks what was in that huge box last month… maybe I’ll just say books and leave them guessing forever.
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