Not What I Expected
You know that feeling when you open something up, expecting—well, not much—and then it’s actually… kind of remarkable? That was me with the Ann: Hot Yoga Sex Doll. Maybe I’ve seen too many overhyped ads for life size silicone sex dolls. Or maybe I’m just naturally suspicious of anything described as “hot yoga.” But here we are.
The Details Don’t Lie (Even If You’re Skeptical)
Ann stands at 5 feet 6 inches tall. Which is taller than most people imagine these things being—she’s got long legs, noticeably so. Platinum silicone feels like one of those marketing buzzwords until you touch it and realize it isn’t just hype. There’s this weirdly convincing softness to her skin. And she weighs 87 lbs (I checked twice because that seemed heavy but not impossible). Moving her around is slightly awkward but doable if you don’t skip arm day.
Bust: 33.3 inches
Under Bust: 26 inches
Waist: 25 inches
Hips: 37 inches
Numbers on a screen don’t mean much until you see the proportions in person—she looks fit, athletic even, not cartoonish or exaggerated in that uncanny way some dolls do.
Mobility Actually Matters
The steel skeleton thing? Honestly didn’t expect to care about joints but… having movable elbows and knees makes positioning less frustrating than I thought it would be. It’s not exactly like moving with a real person, obviously—it clicks sometimes and there’s slight resistance—but you can get pretty close to natural poses.
I've looked at dozens of high-quality silicone sex dolls over the years, and each one has its own strengths and quirks worth knowing about.
Vaginal depth is listed as 6.3 inches; anal at 5.1 inches. These are details that seem clinical online but become relevant if you’re curious about realism or function (and yeah, let’s not pretend people aren’t).
Packaging & Delivery – A Bit of Paranoia
I’ll admit—I worried about the shipping part more than anything else. No one wants to explain a giant box labeled “sex doll” to their neighbors or delivery guy who already gives enough judgmental looks when you order pizza three times a week.
But the packaging really is discreet; plain cardboard, no markings except for my name in tiny print on the label. Processing took almost three weeks plus another week for shipping—longer than Amazon Prime by a lot—but given what arrives at your door… fair enough.
An Odd Moment of Admiration
There was this moment after setting everything up where I caught myself just looking at Ann—not in a creepy way (I hope), but sort of impressed by how far these things have come since those inflatable disasters from years back.
She has this youthful look—big breasts without being absurdly out-of-proportion, long limbs that make her look tall and strong rather than fragile or fake. The face isn’t lifeless either; there’s detail around the eyes and lips that catches light differently depending on where you stand.
Maybe I sound weirdly positive for someone who started off rolling his eyes at all this—but credit where it’s due.
Tangent About Maintenance (Because Nobody Mentions This)
Oh—and cleaning takes longer than anyone admits online. If you want your platinum silicone sex doll to last and stay hygienic (trust me), plan ahead for regular maintenance sessions with gentle soap and patience.
It isn’t glamorous work but skipping it would be asking for trouble down the line.
Last Thought Before Logging Off
Would I recommend Ann? Depends what you’re looking for—I guess if realism matters more to you than novelty or tech gimmicks, she sets a high bar among life size silicone sex dolls right now.
Anyway, still feels strange saying all this out loud—or writing it down—but sometimes things surprise you in ways that stick with you longer than expected… even if they show up in an unmarked box after four weeks waiting by your front door.
