I guess I should just get this out of the way—yes, I actually bought a life size silicone sex doll.
There’s no clever euphemism for it, and honestly, if you’re reading this, you’ve probably already scrolled past enough “discreet shipping” banners to know what’s up. The thing is, I went with the Ann: Ready To Ship option because… well, impatience mostly. Or maybe skepticism that anything ever arrives as promised.
The Warehouse Hype vs.
Reality
“This doll is stored in our USA warehouse and ready to ship”—that line was basically screaming at me from every product page. I’m not proud of how much it worked on me. Supposedly she’d arrive in 3-7 business days after my order was placed. And yeah, she did show up fast (five days). That part wasn’t a lie for once.
But there’s always a catch, right? You get her exactly as pictured—no customizations, no tweaks, just Ann as she exists in those suspiciously perfect photos. If you want to change anything about her (hair color? eye shade?), you’re out of luck unless you feel like waiting weeks for a custom order instead.
Features They Don’t Shut Up About
Let’s run through these features they keep repeating: articulated finger skeleton (which sounds fancy but feels slightly creepy when you first move them), Real Oral Sex (ROS)—I mean sure, if that matters to you—and gel breasts that are… okay? Softer than I expected but not quite “real,” whatever that means anymore.
The mechanical closable eyelids are weirdly mesmerizing though; sometimes I’d catch myself just opening and closing them while zoning out. Fixed vagina—not removable—which is either good or bad depending on how much cleaning effort you want to put in. Standing feet work better than expected; she doesn’t topple over like some horror movie prop.
And yeah—the makeup looks realistic until you look too close under daylight bulbs.
Measurements & Awkward Details
She’s tall: 5’6” (166 cm), which makes moving her around kind of a pain since she weighs 87 lbs (39.5 kg). Not impossible—just awkward enough that your neighbors will definitely notice if they see anything through the window.
Bust is 33 inches-ish, waist 25 inches, hips 37 inches… all pretty standard for what these companies think “ideal proportions” mean. Oddly specific hole depths listed everywhere: vagina is 6.3”, anus 5.1”. Who measures this stuff? Someone does apparently.
Oh—and yes, the doll model is supposedly 18+ years old even though marketing keeps throwing around words like “young,” “fit,” and “long legs.” It gets repetitive after a while.
Speedy Delivery vs Customization Headache
Here’s where things got annoying for me personally: if you want your doll fast and like her exactly as shown with no customizations—Ann is great for that purpose alone. But the second you start wishing she had different hair or skin tone or literally any other feature… nope. The site says click here for customization but then suddenly shipping times stretch into forever territory.
It’s fine if instant gratification is your thing—I get it—but don’t expect flexibility from this option at all.
Choosing among the many top-rated silicone sex dolls available today really comes down to personal preferences and priorities.
A Tangent About Storage Space
Weird tangent but storing a full-size platinum silicone sex doll isn’t something anyone warns you about upfront. You need closet space or at least an understanding roommate—or maybe just low shame levels? She comes packed tight but once unpacked… let’s say my apartment felt smaller overnight.
Still surprised by how lifelike the head and body makeup were under soft light though—not gonna lie about that part.
Unexpected Downsides Nobody Mentions
One thing nobody really talks about: fingerprints everywhere on silicone skin are almost impossible to avoid unless you wear gloves every time—which feels ridiculous but maybe that's normal now?
Also found myself worrying about joint stiffness more than expected; steel skeletons sound durable until one elbow clicks weirdly mid-move and suddenly you're checking forums at midnight wondering if you've broken something expensive within week one.
Would I Do It Again?
I remember thinking when Ann arrived—maybe this was too impulsive? But then again... having her ready to ship meant less second-guessing during those long wait times most sites warn about with custom orders.
Is Ann worth it if you're impatient and not picky? Probably yes. Would I have preferred more options? Maybe. Does she look exactly like the photos? Mostly. Do people ask awkward questions when they spot her standing by my bookshelf? Yeah. That too. Anyway—I still haven’t figured out where to put her permanently yet. Maybe tomorrow I'll move her again. Or maybe not. Who knows?
