The Thing About “Fantasy” (And, Uh, Reality)
I’ll just say it: I never expected to write about a life size silicone sex doll. Not in my whole weird blogging journey. But here we are—Astra, the so-called “Spacesuit Fantasy Sex Doll,” landed in my inbox after a night of insomnia and… well, let’s just say too much scrolling. She’s 5 feet 6 inches tall (167 cm), E-cup, full silicone, and has joints that move in ways I honestly didn’t think possible for an object you order online.
There’s something both surreal and oddly normal about reading through stats like “bust: 34.6 inches” or “vagina depth: 7.1 inches.” It almost reads like a tech spec sheet. Except—this is not a phone or blender.
Anyway, back to her proportions: big boobs, big butt, long legs. If you’re chasing the busty fantasy vibe? Well. Astra checks every box with a marker thick enough to bleed through the page.
Joints That Move & Other Unexpected Details
I remember thinking—do people really care about how bendy these dolls are? Turns out yes; steel skeletons with movable joints aren’t just a gimmick. You want your fantasy to feel real-ish? You need elbows that actually bend and knees that don’t snap off when you try something adventurous.
The first time I tried moving Astra into what the manual calls a “natural seated position,” it was…awkwardly satisfying? Her weight (67 lbs) surprised me—not feather-light but not impossible either. There’s heft there, which makes everything less plasticky-feeling somehow.
And yeah—the holes have actual measurements: vagina at 7.1 inches deep, anus at 6.3 inches (not rounding up for drama). It’s clinical on paper but feels way less sterile when you’re actually face-to-face with her in your bedroom lighting.
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Shipping Is Weirdly Discreet
Tiny tangent here because this part matters more than most people admit—the packaging is completely plain and unlabeled. No one at your building will know if you ordered an air purifier or a busty astronaut companion unless they’ve got x-ray vision or psychic powers.
But patience is required; expect three weeks processing plus another week for shipping (free international shipping though). Four weeks isn’t nothing—but if you’re already considering buying Astra, waiting is probably not your biggest concern right now.
The Whole “Life Size Silicone Sex Doll” Experience
This bit might sound awkward—I mean it kind of is—but there’s something strange about living with a silicone figure that looks so lifelike from certain angles it’ll make you do double takes walking past your own closet door at midnight. Sometimes she seemed almost too real; sometimes she was clearly just high-end rubber shaped into curves and softness where it counts.
Cleaning routines become part of life quickly (nobody tells you this). Maintenance isn’t hard exactly…but it’s not nothing either? You find yourself googling things like “best soap for sex dolls” at hours when sane people sleep.
Weirdly enough—I started noticing her presence even when I wasn’t using her for anything sexual at all; like having an extremely quiet roommate who never eats your leftovers or judges your laundry piles.
Moments That Stuck With Me
One afternoon I caught myself adjusting Astra’s hair before heading out for groceries—as if she’d care how she looked while I was gone. Maybe that says more about me than her design details (busty ass.), but still—it happened.
Sometimes late at night my brain would drift off wondering who else out there has spent hours researching hole depths or comparing hip sizes on review sites that look straight outta 2009 web design hell.
Not Everything Glows In Space
If there’s any downside—and obviously there is—it’s that no matter how realistic the skin feels (and yeah, silicone does its job), sometimes the fantasy flickers around the edges when things get too quiet or too bright in the room. A reminder this is all pretend dressed up as possibility—or maybe possibility wrapped up as pretend?
I dunno anymore; maybe both.
That Last Stretch Of Honesty
Would I recommend Astra? Depends what planet you’re orbiting these days—mentally checked out as I am lately, she felt like both an escape pod and a weird anchor tethered to reality by steel joints and careful packaging tape.
Life size silicone sex dolls aren’t magic wands—they can be fun distractions though.
That probably isn’t what marketing wants me to say…but then again, neither did anyone ever ask me why astronauts always seem lonely in movies.
