That Day the Box Arrived (Or, How I Met Ava)
It’s weird how a plain box can feel like a secret. Like, you know what’s inside, but also—there’s this little part of your brain screaming “what if my neighbor asks?” Anyway, four weeks is a long time to wait for anything. Four weeks feels longer when you’re tracking something as specific as a life size silicone sex doll. I remember thinking it’d be all awkward and obvious when it showed up, but nope. Plainest box ever. Not even a hint or logo or—well, nothing.
She’s heavy though. 61-ish pounds isn’t much until you’re lugging it up stairs by yourself and praying nobody comes out to check their mail right then.
What Stands Out (Besides the Obvious)
There are sex dolls and then there are these full silicone ones that just...look different in person. Ava is supposed to be “sexy kitty”—which is either marketing genius or someone had too much coffee at work—but whatever they meant, she does have that kind of anime-brunette-with-long-legs vibe going on.
Her measurements? C-cup breasts (not cartoonish, not flat), 32 inches around; waist at 24; hips at 36—so yeah, big butt territory if you care about proportions. She’s 5’4” which means she doesn’t look tiny or weirdly oversized in most rooms. Just sort of...there.
Honestly—I mean, I guess she looks more “real” than I expected? The skin has this slightly cold touch at first (full silicone thing), but after five minutes it stops feeling strange.
Not All Holes Are Created Equal
Right, so here’s where people get all technical in reviews and act clinical about it—but let’s just say: yes, vaginal and anal sex is possible with her steel skeleton setup and movable joints (which make posing less awkward than some other dolls). Vagina depth: six inches; anus: five-and-a-half—numbers sound random until you realize they’re actually pretty standard for these things.
The joints click sometimes when you move her legs around—not loud enough to wake anyone up but noticeable enough that you’ll notice the first couple times.
Odd Little Details Nobody Mentions
This might sound off-topic but one weird thing: her hair sheds a little bit at first. Not like a cat on your couch level—more like “I brushed her hair once and now there’s three strands on my shirt.” It stops after a while though.
The feet are surprisingly detailed? Like individual toes that bend if you mess with them long enough—which I did because boredom hits differently when you’re mentally checked out after work.
Also—the smell fades after two days out of the box. Silicone has its own scent but nothing overwhelming unless your nose is right up against her skin for some reason.
Shipping & Waiting Games
Free international shipping sounds great until you realize three weeks processing plus another week for delivery adds up fast. By the time she arrived I almost forgot what color hair I picked (brunette). But discreet packaging works exactly as promised—no embarrassing moments with delivery guys or nosy neighbors peeking over fences.
If waiting isn’t your strong suit…maybe don’t order during holidays? Mine got delayed an extra two days because customs decided to open boxes randomly that week—a classic stroke of luck.
Living With Ava: More Mundane Than Expected
Here’s something nobody tells you: storing a life size silicone sex doll takes actual planning. Closets aren’t always tall enough unless yours is from some fancy apartment ad; under-bed storage only works if your bed isn’t crammed already with random stuff from last year’s failed hobbies.
Cleaning isn’t hard but not fun either—think showering with an unresponsive mannequin who weighs fifty-something pounds more than most laundry baskets do. Still beats explaining stains on sheets later though…
Sometimes I catch myself talking to her while moving her into new poses for kicks—a side effect of working from home too much maybe?
Final Tangent Before My Brain Gives Up
People ask why anyone would buy something like this instead of just dating someone real—and honestly? Sometimes it really is just about curiosity mixed with convenience (and maybe laziness). There are worse ways to spend money than testing whether modern dolls actually live up to their hype—or discovering they shed hair less than my ex did anyway…
Reading through silicone sex doll reviews before buying is probably the smartest move you can make at this price range.
Anyway—I should probably go fold laundry before midnight again.
