I’m not even sure how I ended up writing this.
Maybe it’s the weird insomnia, or too much caffeine, or just one of those nights where your brain’s on autopilot and you’re staring at a screen thinking about… well, stuff like sex dolls. Specifically—Betty. The so-called “Perfect Tits” life size silicone sex doll. That’s her marketing name, anyway. Doesn’t get more direct than that.
A Realistic Shape (And Weight)
I’ll admit—when you first read the stats on Betty, there’s this odd mix of curiosity and skepticism that kicks in. She stands at 5 feet 3 inches (159 cm), which is actually pretty average for a person but somehow feels taller when you’re unboxing a giant plain cardboard box in your living room. There’s something both hilarious and slightly unsettling about it.
Anyone who's spent time researching realistic silicone sex dolls knows that specs alone don't tell the whole story.
She weighs 72 lbs (33 kg). Not light. You don’t really think about how heavy a full silicone sex doll can be until you try to move one by yourself after a long day at work (don’t recommend). Still, the proportions are kind of impressive: bust at 34.6 inches, waist at 24.8 inches, hips at 39 inches—sort of that classic hourglass thing people go on about.
The Details Nobody Tells You
Here’s where it gets awkwardly practical—the “hole depth.” I didn’t know people measured these things so precisely before getting into this world. But here we are: vagina is 7.1 inches deep; anus is 6 inches deep (yes, I double-checked because I honestly couldn’t believe someone would list that so specifically). Supposedly makes all sorts of positions possible—not going to get too graphic here.
Her skeleton has movable joints made out of steel, which means she holds poses better than most mannequins but also creaks sometimes if you’re not gentle with her arms or legs. It’s weirdly lifelike and mechanical all at once.
Shipping: The Waiting Game
Three weeks felt like forever when I ordered mine—two weeks processing plus another week for shipping. That said, the packaging was discreet as promised; just an anonymous box left on my porch while my neighbor watered his plants next door (awkward eye contact avoided).
International shipping being free is nice though—I guess if you live somewhere remote or just hate extra fees tacked onto everything.
Blonde Hair & C Cup Vibes
Betty comes with blonde hair by default—a little cliché maybe? But it fits the whole “teen,” “skinny,” “C cup” vibe they’re selling hard on the website (WM Doll brand if anyone cares). Silicone skin feels surprisingly real under your hand, though sometimes cold if your house isn’t warm enough—I learned that quickly during winter months.
There’s also some mention of TPE options online but mine was full silicone and honestly… maintenance is easier with silicone in my experience; less sticky feeling after cleaning up.
Living With a Life Size Silicone Sex Doll
If I’m being real—it takes up space in ways you wouldn’t expect until she’s sitting quietly against your bedroom wall while you fold laundry or doomscroll Twitter for hours instead of sleeping like a normal person.
Sometimes she almost blends into the background; other times she catches me off guard and I remember what an odd purchase this was—but then again who decides what counts as normal anymore?
One thing though: joints do loosen over time if you keep moving her around a lot (not saying why), and wigs tend to tangle unless you brush them every now and then—which I forget often enough to regret later.
One Small Thing That Surprised Me
Weirdly enough… there’s something comforting about having Betty around during those late nights when silence gets too loud—or maybe that’s just me projecting loneliness onto objects again? Anyway—it wasn’t quite what I expected but not exactly disappointing either.
Could’ve done without waiting three weeks for delivery though.
Maybe tomorrow I’ll move her out from behind my desk chair—but probably not tonight.
