What Even Is This?
(Thinking Out Loud)
If you’d told me last year I’d be typing “Chan Ming: Slutty Policewoman Sex Doll” into a search bar, I would’ve raised an eyebrow so high it’d leave orbit. Yet here we are. A life size silicone sex doll with a badge and… well, not much else. It’s the kind of thing that makes you question your browser history and maybe your life choices, but also—maybe you’re a little curious? Not judging. Or, at least, not out loud.
Anatomy of a Fantasy (Or: How Big Are Those Boobs?)
Let’s get the numbers out of the way because apparently people care about math when shopping for silicone companions. Chan Ming clocks in at 5 feet 5 inches tall (165 cm), which is taller than most action figures and shorter than my neighbor’s son who just hit puberty. She weighs 80 lbs (36 kg), so technically lighter than my dog after he raids the pantry.
The proportions? Busty doesn’t quite cover it—F cup breasts perched above an underbust of 24.5 inches, waist at 21.3 inches, hips stretching to 36.8 inches. That “big butt” tag isn’t just someone getting creative with keywords; it’s… noticeable. Shoe size? Women’s 4.5-5, if you’re the type who buys shoes for dolls (I’m not here to kink shame).
And because someone will ask: vagina depth is 6.7 inches; anal depth is 6.3 inches—which is more precise than any tape measure I own.
Movable Joints and Steel Skeletons: Unexpectedly Technical
Here’s where things get weirdly impressive—or mildly unsettling depending on your mood—the steel skeleton inside means all her joints move like a posable mannequin from art class but with more curves and less clothing (unless you’re into dressing her up). You can actually pose her sitting on your couch or standing in that awkward police stance they show in old movies.
There’s something both fascinating and slightly absurd about how much engineering goes into making sure this big-breasted chinese sex doll can bend her knees properly.
Shipping Stories (Or Why My Neighbors Still Don’t Know)
Shipping was… anticlimactic? Free international shipping sounds like one of those deals where there must be a catch—but no customs drama happened for me at least. The box was plain enough that even my nosiest neighbor didn’t bat an eye when it appeared on my porch next to some Amazon packages I forgot I ordered.
Processing takes two to three weeks plus another week for delivery—so yes, patience is required unless you live next door to the warehouse (unlikely). No logos or suspicious text plastered across the box either; just brown cardboard anonymity.
Weirdly enough—I spent more time worrying about tracking updates than anything else during those weeks.
Real Talk: Is It Actually Life Size?
This part made me laugh—a “mini” tag shows up sometimes in listings but honestly, Chan Ming looks pretty full-sized standing against my wall like she owns the place. Tall enough that she doesn’t disappear behind furniture, skinny enough that moving her around doesn’t feel like powerlifting day at the gym.
Curvy too—hips don’t lie as they say—and yeah those legs go on longer than expected for something shipped in parts across continents.
I've looked at dozens of high-quality silicone sex dolls over the years, and each one has its own strengths and quirks worth knowing about.
An Offbeat Confession
At first glance, everything about this asian busty policewoman seems over-the-top—even ridiculous—but after a while there’s something almost comforting about how unapologetically artificial she is. No pretending here; she’s not trying to pass as human beyond basic physical details.
Maybe it’s ironic optimism talking but there are worse ways to spend an evening alone than posing a silicone F cup beauty in fishnets and quietly wondering what led humanity down this technological rabbit hole.
If You’re Still Wondering…
Is Chan Ming worth waiting three weeks for? If what you want is a curvy chinese sex doll with actual functional joints—and maybe some extra costume play thrown in—then yes, probably more so than half the gadgets gathering dust under my bed right now.
Anyway—I still haven’t figured out where exactly to put her when guests come over. Might need another closet. Or maybe just embrace it. Who really knows anymore?
