That Moment You Actually Unbox a Life Size Silicone Sex Doll
I’ll just say it—unboxing Damsa, this so-called “fierce blonde sex doll,” is not exactly like those shiny promo photos. The box? Plain as drywall. No logos, no hints at what’s inside. I guess that’s the point—discreet packaging and all—but it still felt weirdly clinical pulling her out of a cardboard coffin after waiting nearly four weeks (don’t get me started on the shipping). Three weeks to process, one week to ship. Four weeks staring at tracking emails and wondering if your neighbors are judging you for getting big boobs delivered.
Anyway, she’s heavy. Like 75 pounds heavy (34 kg if you’re into metrics). Not impossible to move but definitely not something you can toss over your shoulder like a gym bag. There’s something about lifting up a 5 foot 4 inch silicone body with long legs and big breasts that makes you question your life choices for half a minute.
Details That Stick Out (And I Mean Literally)
You want details? Here we go: Damsa is built like someone designed her proportions in a fever dream—32-inch bust, 22.5-inch waist, 35.8-inch hips. Big ass, big butt… whatever word you want to use, it’s there and then some.
The E-cup thing isn’t just marketing fluff either; these are big boobs in every sense of the phrase. Sometimes I’d catch myself thinking about how they managed to make them feel so… well… juicy? It’s silicone but not cold or plasticky; more like that memory foam pillow you never want to share with anyone else.
Her skin has this fit look too—not ripped or anything, just kind of smooth and slightly firm in the right places. The steel skeleton underneath means she doesn’t flop around like a ragdoll when you move her joints (which are surprisingly flexible). Arms up, legs apart—whatever pose you need really.
Those Awkward Specs: Hole Depths & Possibilities
Let’s get awkward for a sec because people always wonder but never ask outright: how deep are her holes? Vagina goes seven inches deep (not bad), anus six inches (also pretty reasonable), mouth just over five inches—which honestly feels shorter than expected when things get real.
If you've been browsing silicone sex doll listings for a while, you know how much variation there is in quality and craftsmanship across brands.
She does vaginal, anal, oral… all possible thanks to that internal structure and movable joints thing they brag about everywhere online. Not gonna lie—it works better than I thought but there’s still an uncanny valley moment where part of your brain remembers “this is silicone.” Doesn’t ruin it though; sometimes reality is good enough.
Small Annoyances You Don’t See In Ads
Here comes my slightly annoyed rant—the stuff nobody tells you before buying any life size silicone sex doll:
- She takes up way more space than you’d think.
- Her weight means moving her isn’t exactly spontaneous fun.
- Cleaning… yeah. Just trust me here: invest in cleaning tools unless scrubbing silicone crevices sounds appealing.
- Storage is another puzzle unless your closet was already empty or you live alone.
- And hair gets everywhere somehow—even though she barely sheds.
I remember thinking maybe this would be easier—like plug-and-play intimacy or whatever—but nope. There’s maintenance involved and sometimes I found myself procrastinating on cleanup because who wants to clean after themselves and their doll?
A Random Tangent About Shipping Anxiety
This might sound off-topic but waiting four weeks for delivery made me rethink every online purchase ever. Free international shipping sounds great until day twenty-one hits and there’s still no update from customs—or worse yet—the delivery guy asks if “someone needs to sign” for the mystery box at noon on Tuesday while the neighbors water their lawns two feet away.
There was relief when it finally arrived in its plain brown wrapper (no pun intended), but also this odd rush of embarrassment mixed with excitement as I lugged it inside hoping nobody saw anything suspicious poking through the tape.
Is Damsa Worth It?
Eh…
If what you want is a busty blonde love doll with long legs and big everything else—yeah, she delivers on that front without question. The realism is impressive most days; sometimes weirdly comforting even if it reminds me how much effort goes into keeping things looking good around here.
But don’t expect magic or zero-hassle fun—it takes work, patience, awkward moments with cleaning supplies... Still feels oddly normal after awhile though? Maybe too normal sometimes.
Well—I guess that's all I've got before my coffee runs out again...
