The First Time I Saw Delancey
I’ll admit it—my expectations for a “life size silicone sex doll” weren’t exactly sky-high. Maybe that’s just years of seeing awkward ads or, you know, the weird plasticky faces in old forums. But Delancey? She kind of caught me off guard. Not in a dramatic way, more like… huh, this is different.
Tall too—5 feet 4 inches (165 cm), which is honestly about average but somehow felt taller when she was standing there in my room. Or propped up—I guess “standing” isn’t always the right word for these things.
Details That Actually Matter
The first thing I noticed after unboxing (which was super discreet, by the way; no labels, no cringey branding on the box) was how heavy she is. 74 lbs (33 kg). It’s not nothing. Like carrying a big bag of dog food up two flights of stairs—but softer.
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Her proportions are… well, let’s see: C-cup bust at 31.5 inches, under bust 25.2 inches, waist 22.6 inches and hips at 37.4 inches. There’s something about those numbers that feels almost clinical until you actually see them filled out in full silicone form.
Oh—and breasts? Gel-filled. That makes a difference you only really notice when you’re actually there with her, if that makes sense.
EVO Skeleton & The Weirdly Realistic Movement
I didn’t think much about skeletons before this whole thing (not inside dolls anyway), but Delancey has what they call an EVO Skeleton system—which means her joints move more naturally than I expected. You can bend her arms behind her head or cross her legs or whatever pose you want to try out for… reasons.
It’s not perfect—sometimes the movement is a little stiff or clicks oddly—but honestly? Quietly impressive compared to what I pictured from older models.
Let’s Talk About Features (But Not Like A Sales Pitch)
She does vaginal, anal and oral—all possible thanks to some clever engineering and soft materials where it counts.
- Vaginal depth: 6.3 inches
- Anal: 5.5 inches
- Oral: 4.8 inches
There’s even something called “Real Oral Sex Enhanced Mouth”—the acronym ROS sounds like something from robotics class but basically means there are internal textures and structure that make oral feel less artificial.
I remember thinking during one late night test—yeah, test—that it felt more real than any toy I've tried before; maybe that's the enhanced mouth thing working overtime?
Shipping & Waiting Game
Here’s where patience comes into play: three weeks processing plus another week shipping (free international shipping though). Four weeks total isn’t fast but at least everything arrived as promised—and again, plain packaging so nobody knew what was inside except me and probably some bored customs worker somewhere.
That wait? It builds anticipation in a weird way—not sure if that's good marketing or just how life goes with custom stuff like this.
Unexpected Tangent: Cleaning Isn’t Fun But Feels Important
Nobody talks about cleaning these things enough online—or maybe they do and I skip those parts because who wants to read about chores? Anyway… full silicone means easy(ish) cleanup but still requires effort after every session if you care about hygiene (and trust me—you should).
There are products for this; some folks use antibacterial soap and water; others get fancy with special sprays and drying sticks. Not glamorous but important unless you want your investment ruined by mold or worse.
Odd Realization About Presence
After a couple weeks living with Delancey around—it gets strangely normal having her sitting quietly on the couch or tucked away under blankets when friends come over unexpectedly (awkward scramble). She doesn’t talk back obviously but fills space differently than expected—a sort of silent company that’s neither creepy nor comforting exactly… just present.
Maybe that says more about me than anything else.
Is It Worth It?
Depends what you’re looking for—I mean really looking for—in a love doll experience. If it’s realism? Yeah—the full silicone body feels shockingly close to skin sometimes. If it’s function? All three holes work as promised. If it’s subtlety? Discreet packaging helps. If it’s companionship… hmm, maybe not exactly companionship—but presence at least. Anyway—Delancey surprised me more than once during these past few weeks. And now she just sits there across from me while I type this, almost like she knows I'm writing about her, which is ridiculous, but here we are.
