Let’s just get this out of the way: I’m not exactly the kind of person who jumps at every new “life size silicone sex doll” that pops up on a website banner.
If anything, I’m usually the guy eye-rolling in the comments section, wondering if anyone really buys into all those glossy promo shots. But curiosity is a weird thing—especially when you’ve spent too many nights reading reviews and half-wondering if these things are as advanced (or awkward) as people say.
What Even Is This?
(And Why Does She Look Like That?)
Doris, apparently, is marketed as an “Asian Secretary Sex Doll.” There’s something almost comically blunt about that title—like they didn’t even try to dress it up. Anyway, she’s 5 feet 6 inches tall (166 cm), which is taller than I expected for a doll like this. And yeah, her proportions are... let’s call them very deliberate: bust 31.9", waist 22", hips 36.2". Long legs too, which was honestly one of the first things I noticed when unboxing her (that and how heavy she is—84 lbs isn’t nothing).
I remember thinking: do people really want their dolls to be this tall? Carrying her from room to room felt like moving a mannequin after hours at some department store.
Platinum Silicone & The Touch Factor
Here’s where my skepticism got poked a bit—the platinum silicone material actually feels pretty decent. Not quite skin, but not rubbery either; somewhere in between? You can tell there’s been effort put into making her look more “alive,” or at least less plastic-fantasy-ish than what you’d expect from older models.
The steel skeleton with movable joints also means you can pose her in more ways than just the standard lying-flat-on-the-bed position. It creaks sometimes though—not loud, but enough to make you pause mid-move and wonder if you’re about to break something expensive.
Let’s Talk Details (Because People Always Ask)
Measurements—they matter to some folks, so here goes:
- Height: 166 cm
- Weight: 38 kg
- Bust Bust: already listed above
- Hole Depths: Vagina is about 6.3 inches deep; anus around 5.1 inches
Not exactly dinner conversation material, but these specs seem important for buyers who want specifics before dropping cash on a life size silicone sex doll.
One thing that caught me off guard was how plain the shipping box was—no logos or branding anywhere. Maybe overkill on discretion? Or maybe that’s what people want when they order something like this online.
Waiting Game & Delivery Realities
If you’re impatient like me…well, brace yourself. Processing takes two or three weeks plus another week for shipping; mine arrived after about three and a half weeks total. Felt longer though—I guess anticipation does weird things to your sense of time.
Not sure why I expected overnight delivery for an item weighing almost ninety pounds and requiring custom assembly overseas—but yeah, lesson learned there.
A Strange Moment Mid-Unboxing
There was this odd second while unpacking Doris where I thought about all those movies where someone gets haunted by an object they ordered off the internet (not saying Doris is haunted…just—my mind wanders). She arrives completely unclothed and folded up tight—a little uncanny until you straighten everything out and realize she actually looks surprisingly human from certain angles.
Weirdly enough, seeing her propped up against my wall made my apartment feel smaller somehow.
Usability vs Expectation
People will want to know if vaginal and anal sex are actually possible with this model—and yes, both options work as advertised (the hole depth stats aren’t just marketing fluff). Still…there’s an adjustment period if you’ve never used something this realistic before. The steel skeleton helps with positioning but also makes movement stiff sometimes—it takes practice not to make it feel mechanical or awkward.
When it comes to premium silicone sex dolls, the differences in material quality become obvious once you start comparing side by side.
If anything tripped me up most—it wasn’t realism or lack thereof—it was realizing how much space she takes up day-to-day when not “in use.”
One Thing They Don’t Mention
This part might sound trivial unless you’ve owned one before: storage becomes its own challenge with a full-sized doll like Doris. Unless you have closet space specifically set aside—or don’t mind having her visible in your place—it gets tricky fast.
Not everyone has spare closets or wants visitors asking questions about why there’s an eerily lifelike figure draped under a blanket in the corner…
Would I Do It Again?
Honestly? Still undecided. There are moments where having Doris around feels oddly normal—then other times it feels just as strange as day one. Guess that says more about me than it does about her design quality or features.
Anyway—I’m still skeptical whether these things will ever be truly mainstream household items…but if nothing else, Doris proves they’re getting closer every year.
(And now she’s staring at me from across the room again—which probably means it’s time to wrap this up.)
