The Weird Reality of Unboxing an Elf-Style Full Silicone Sex Doll
I’ll say this up front: I’m tired. Not “need-a-nap” tired, more like “why-am-I-writing-about-an-elf-princess-sex-doll-at-midnight” tired. But, here we are. You want something real about the Eldrinna Sand Elf Princess sex doll? Fine. Let’s just spill it out.
The box landed on my porch after what felt like a month (it was four weeks, technically—three for making her, one for shipping). No markings, no weird logos. Just... cardboard. Which is honestly a relief. My neighbor is nosy and I don’t need to explain why a 64-pound box with suspicious dimensions is sitting outside my door.
Getting her inside was awkward as hell.
Details That Stick Out (and Some That Don’t)
Alright, let’s get into the numbers because people always ask: she stands at 5 feet 2 inches (160 cm), which means yes, she’s life size—well, unless you’re taller than average or whatever. She weighs in at 64 lbs (29 kg). Not featherlight but not impossible to move either; more like carrying a big bag of dog food that happens to have... curves.
Her proportions? Bra cup-size C, bust at 32.3 inches, under bust at 25.6 inches, waist at 26.7 inches and hips at 37.8 inches—a little cartoonish maybe but not totally over-the-top compared to some dolls I’ve seen floating around forums.
And then there are the “hole depth” stats—which sound clinical until you’re actually holding a tape measure in your living room and wondering how your life got here:
- Vagina: 7.1 inches
- Anus: 5.5 inches
- Oral: 4.8 inches
Does anyone really use all that depth? Maybe someone does.
The Elf Thing — Not Subtle
Let’s talk about the ears—the elf thing isn’t exactly subtle on Eldrinna. It’s kind of charming if you’re into fantasy stuff (I’m neutral; sometimes I get it). The face is soft but has that otherworldly look you see in anime or certain video games—big eyes, pointy features.
She looks both innocent and sort of mischievous? Hard to describe without sounding weird but… yeah.
Touching Texture & EVO Skeleton Surprises
Now for something practical—the silicone quality feels better than older dolls I’ve handled before (don’t judge me). Gel breasts are squishy; they move when you poke them—not jiggling wildly but enough to notice it’s not solid rubber.
The EVO skeleton is supposed to make her more poseable—arms bend naturally instead of feeling stiff or creaky like budget models do. This actually matters if you want anything resembling realism—or even just want her sitting on the couch looking less corpse-like.
Weirdly enough, adjusting her fingers felt almost meditative one night when insomnia hit.
Real Oral Sex Mouth—No Joke
Here’s where things get oddly specific: the Real Oral Sex (ROS) mouth feature isn’t just marketing fluff—it actually works better than expected for a life size silicone sex doll model with fantasy roots.
The mouth goes about 4.8 inches deep and has these little textured ridges inside—not too rough but noticeable if you pay attention during use (which… well). Honestly didn’t expect much from this part but ended up being surprised.
Shipping & Waiting Games
Waiting four weeks isn’t fun—I kept checking tracking updates like some desperate gremlin—but free international shipping helps soften the blow slightly.
Discreet packaging meant no awkward conversations with delivery guys or landlords; nobody needs to know what’s in your giant nondescript box except maybe your cat who will inevitably try to sit on it.
Odd Moments & Afterthoughts
There was this moment—a couple days after unboxing—where I caught myself straightening Eldrinna’s hair before heading out for groceries as if she’d care how she looked while alone in my apartment all day.
It hit me then how these dolls can fill space in unexpected ways—not just physically but mentally too; sometimes comforting, sometimes unsettling depending on mood or lighting or whether you remembered to close the curtains.
Would I Recommend Her?
That depends entirely on what you want from a love doll experience—and whether elf aesthetics do it for you more than classic human looks.
If full silicone realism mixed with fantasy vibes sounds good—and waiting four weeks won’t drive you nuts—Eldrinna might be worth considering among other options out there.
Whether this is your first life size silicone sex doll or you're adding to a collection, doing your homework pays off every time.
Anyway—I should probably sleep now.
