What Even Is This?
(And Why Am I Looking at It?)
There’s a weird moment when you’re scrolling late at night and something just… pops up. That was me, staring at a page for the Evanthe Artistic Teen Sex Doll. Not my usual browsing, but curiosity is powerful. The name alone—Evanthe—sort of lingers in your head, doesn’t it? Sounds like someone from a dream or maybe an anime I’d half-remember.
Anyway, let’s get into this thing. Because if you’re here reading this, you’re probably wondering if these life size silicone sex dolls are actually worth anyone’s time—or money.
Features That Kinda Surprised Me
Okay, so the marketing talks up “Exclusive Silicon Wives Design.” I don’t even know what that means exactly—are there non-exclusive ones floating around? But the details do stand out: this isn’t some flimsy blow-up toy. We’re talking full platinum silicone (which, apparently, is top-tier stuff). She’s got gel breasts and butt—yeah, they feel more real than you’d expect. Like… disturbingly real.
The implanted hair detail threw me off too. Not painted on or glued wigs—it’s actual strands stuck in there one by one. Someone had to sit and poke those in all day? Wild.
And then there’s the EVO skeleton thing—which basically means she can pose like a human (almost). Bend her arm here; twist a leg there. It gets uncanny fast.
Measurements & Proportions – The Numbers Game
Here’s where things get clinical:
- Height: 5'7" (168 cm)
- Weight: 66 lbs (30 kg)
- Bra-size: B-Cup
- Bust: 30.3 inches
- Waist: 21.5 inches
- Hips: 33 inches
She’s light enough to move around without breaking your back—not that I’m speaking from experience… well, maybe just once to check if it really was only 66 lbs.
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Hole depth matters (I guess?)—both vaginal and anal options are listed at 6.7 inches deep. Never thought I’d be measuring depth with a tape measure on a doll before now.
Shipping Stuff No One Talks About
This part made me laugh out loud—the box is plain and unlabeled for “discreet packaging,” which makes sense because who wants their neighbor asking about your huge mysterious delivery?
Processing takes two weeks plus another week for shipping; three weeks total if everything goes right. That feels long when you’re waiting for anything custom-made—but patience is part of the deal here.
Also free international shipping—I always wonder how they manage that with something this big and heavy.
An Odd Moment of Realization
Honestly? There was this second where I caught myself fussing over her hair and thinking about how much work went into making every strand look natural. Weirdly enough, it made her seem less like an object and more like… well not quite real but not fake either? Hard to explain unless you’ve actually held one of these life size silicone sex dolls—even briefly.
It creeped me out a little then fascinated me again five minutes later.
Possible Downsides Nobody Mentions Upfront
Not everything is perfect though—and anyone telling you otherwise probably hasn’t spent time cleaning one of these things after use (cleaning instructions aren’t exactly sexy). Silicone attracts dust faster than my old TV screen did as a kid; she needs maintenance or else she starts looking tired fast.
Also—not everyone will love the flat chest aesthetic or teen proportions; that part feels niche even by adult doll standards. If realism is your thing, pay close attention to those measurements before pulling out your credit card.
Tangent About Expectations vs Reality
People imagine these dolls solve loneliness or spice up their bedroom in some magical way—that might happen for some folks but honestly most people will just find themselves talking to an expensive piece of art after awhile. Maybe that sounds harsh but…that was my experience anyway.
Still—aesthetically? There’s no denying Evanthe looks impressive in person compared to photos online (lighting matters so much more than you'd think).
Last Random Thought Before I Log Off
Would I recommend Evanthe? Hmm—not sure recommending is even the right word here—it feels too personal for blanket statements like that. If you want something artistic yet functional and don’t mind spending hours waiting on delivery...maybe give it a shot?
I keep thinking about those tiny details—the hair especially—and whether anyone else would notice them as much as I did or just see another product on a shelf somewhere collecting dust eventually...
