Weird Gift Ideas and Stranger Realities
I’ll be honest—when I first stumbled across the “Faith: Sexy Christmas Sex Doll,” my brain short-circuited a little. There’s something about seeing a life size silicone sex doll in a Santa hat that just… well, it kind of knocks the wind out of you. Maybe it’s the G-cup thing (which, by the way, is huge) or maybe it’s just the fact that she’s 5 feet 4 inches tall and somehow manages to look both festive and completely unreal at the same time.
Anyway, I guess people really do buy these things as gifts? It feels like a fever dream. But here we are.
Details, Details… And More Details Than I Needed
For anyone who actually wants to know (not judging), Faith comes with some pretty specific measurements. We’re talking bust: 37 inches, waist: 24 inches, hips: 42 inches. That’s a big butt for sure—kind of cartoonish if you ask me. The whole “big boobs” and “big ass” fantasy thing is dialed up to eleven here.
She weighs in at 73 lbs (which is heavier than most people expect), so moving her around isn’t exactly effortless. Her steel skeleton gives her movable joints though, which means posing is possible—if you’re into that sort of realism.
And then there are all those hole depths listed out (vagina: 6.7 inches, anus: also 6.7 inches, mouth: 5.1 inches). I’m not even sure why this info made me laugh but… yeah. It did.
Shipping Is Surprisingly Normal
You’d think ordering something this over-the-top would be complicated or embarrassing—but apparently not? Free international shipping is included and they promise discreet packaging; totally plain box with no labels or weird branding splashed all over it.
Processing takes three weeks plus one week for shipping—they say four weeks total which seems like forever if you’re impatient but I guess nobody’s rushing out to unwrap their busty brunette love doll on Christmas morning anyway… right? Or maybe they are—I don’t know anymore.
When Fantasy Gets Tangible
There’s this odd moment when you realize how real these dolls are getting—not just in looks but in feel too (silicone skin is freakishly lifelike). Faith has long legs and those proportions that seem straight out of someone’s wildest fantasy file; fit figure, juicy curves everywhere.
It makes me wonder who actually sits down and thinks “yeah, what I need right now is a life size silicone sex doll with G-cups.” Maybe more people than I thought? The internet has definitely taught me to stop being surprised by anything.
A Random Thought About Storage Space
I keep circling back to logistics because honestly—where do people keep these things? Sixty-four centimeters tall isn’t exactly compact; she’d take up half your closet unless you’ve got space set aside for big breasts statuesque companions made of silicone…
There was one night where I almost convinced myself it would be funny to order one just for shock value at parties but then reality crept back in (and my bank account winced). Still can’t shake off the mental image though.
Not Exactly My Thing—but Maybe Yours?
To wrap up—or not really wrap up because nothing ever feels finished when talking about stuff like this—I’m still kind of baffled by how normal buying something like Faith has become online. She ticks every box for someone chasing that “busty brunette fantasy” vibe; big boobs, big butt, long legs—the works.
If you’re curious about trying out a high-end love doll experience or just want an expensive conversation starter sitting around your house… well—you probably already know if this sort of thing fits your tastes better than mine ever could.
For those exploring lifelike silicone sex dolls for the first time, the level of realism in modern craftsmanship can be genuinely surprising.
Anyway—I guess there are weirder ways to spend four weeks waiting for a delivery.
