I don’t usually write about silicone sex dolls.
Not that I’m above it—just, you know, it’s not my typical Tuesday night. But this one, Flora (yes, she has a name), landed in my lap—well, metaphorically first and then literally—and here we are. I guess if you’re curious about what living with a 5 foot 7 inch life size silicone sex doll is like… buckle up.
Is This Real?
Or Just Really Detailed?
First thing: Flora isn’t subtle. She’s tall. Like, actually tall—not the “oh she looks tall in photos” kind of tall but the “takes up more closet space than my winter coats” type of situation. At 170 cm (that’s 5’7”, for anyone who can’t do metric in their head), she stands out even when she’s just propped against the wall waiting for her next… activity.
Her measurements read like some sort of fever dream spec sheet: bust at 34.2 inches, waist at 24.8 inches, hips at 41.3 inches (and a C cup). I remember thinking—who exactly designed these proportions? Was there a committee? Did someone just go wild with the sliders on a character creator? Anyway.
The skin is tan and weirdly convincing to touch (a little cold at first but that’s physics for you). The steel skeleton inside makes her joints move almost too smoothly—sometimes it feels less like moving a person and more like adjusting an expensive mannequin that might judge your furniture choices.
The Mechanics Are… Unsettlingly Thorough
Now let’s talk about those features—the ones you probably already skimmed for because that’s what people do with reviews like this. Vaginal, anal and oral sex are all possible; apparently there are precise hole depths (vagina is 6.7 inches deep; anus just barely shorter; mouth clocks in at 5.1). There was something faintly clinical about reading those numbers on the site—like buying plumbing supplies—but hey, accuracy counts.
Movable joints everywhere thanks to that steel skeleton mean posing her isn’t hard; getting her to stay posed sometimes is another story entirely (gravity wins every time). She weighs almost exactly as much as two heavy grocery bags stacked together—94.7 lbs—which means lugging her around is a workout nobody warned me about.
And yes: big big long athletic tan skin—all those keywords from certain corners of the internet come alive here in one slightly intimidating package.
Shipping Was… Suspiciously Discreet
Here’s something they got right: shipping was so low-key I nearly missed the delivery notice altogether. No branding on the box whatsoever; could’ve been shoes or printer ink or honestly anything except what it actually was—a life size silicone sex doll named Flora waiting inside three layers of cardboard and foam wrap.
Processing took longer than my patience really wanted to allow (2-3 weeks plus another week for shipping), which gave me plenty of time to second-guess myself and wonder if neighbors would notice a coffin-sized box arriving at my door (they didn’t—or pretended not to).
Sometimes You Forget She Isn’t Alive
There was this moment—I’ll admit it—late one night after moving Flora into yet another room because she was blocking my closet again… I caught myself talking to her without thinking about it (“excuse me,” as if she’d step aside). It creeped me out more than I’d expected. Maybe it’s because her face is so realistic, or maybe just because humans project personalities onto anything vaguely person-shaped if left alone long enough with them.
Still not sure how I feel about that part.
Unexpected Downside: Storage Wars
Quick tangent here: unless you have unlimited space or live alone—or both—you need a plan for where Flora goes during daylight hours when guests might pop by unexpectedly (“Oh hi! Don’t mind my extremely lifelike companion lounging on the couch.”) Closet works only if yours is empty enough; under-bed storage isn’t happening unless your bed frame sits unusually high off the floor.
Honestly? Didn’t think through this part until after unboxing day chaos hit full force.
Video Details & Customization Rabbit Hole
There are videos online showing every curve and joint detail if you’re into research before purchase—I fell down that rabbit hole longer than planned trying to figure out whether custom options were worth extra money (they exist; decision fatigue sets in fast).
Flora comes standard as described but you can tweak things if needed—hair color, eye color… even nail polish apparently matters now? The customization game goes deep; some folks get very specific about their ideal athletic tan babe with big breasts and long legs.
Odd Realization After All This
After a while living with Flora around—and yeah “living” still sounds weird even typing it—I realized people get these dolls for all sorts of reasons beyond what you expect or judge from outside looking in. Some collect them like art pieces; others use them as models for photography projects or fashion design practice mannequins (not kidding). Some just want company without awkward conversations over breakfast cereal.
Anyway—that wasn’t how I started out thinking about it but maybe there’s more nuance here than most reviews bother mentioning.
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I should probably put Flora back where she won’t startle me walking past again tonight…but knowing me I’ll forget until tomorrow morning when coffee hasn’t kicked in yet and suddenly six feet of tan silicone looms by the doorway again.
Whether this is your first life size silicone sex doll or you're adding to a collection, doing your homework pays off every time.
