The Box Shows Up (And Nobody Knows)
I’ll just say it. I’ve seen enough ads for life size silicone sex dolls to last a lifetime, and every time I scroll past one, there’s this mix of curiosity and—well, mostly skepticism. But then Freya pops up. She’s branded as some exclusive Silicon Wives design, all “ice princess” vibes and anime proportions. It’s hard not to wonder who actually buys these things or if they really look like the photos.
Anyway, I caved. Not exactly proud of it, but curiosity is a weird thing when you’re mentally checked out after work and your brain’s mushy from doomscrolling.
The shipping? Actually kind of impressive. Free international shipping (which honestly made me raise an eyebrow) and the box was so plain that even my nosy neighbor wouldn’t have guessed what was inside. Three weeks felt like forever though—by week two I’d almost forgotten about her arriving at all.
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Touching Silicone… Not What You Expect?
Unboxing Freya was… odd. She’s 5 feet 7 inches tall (168 cm), which feels taller in person than on paper for some reason. Lifting her out of the box at 66 lbs wasn’t easy either; lighter than a real person but still awkward as hell.
Gel breasts and butt—yeah, those are features they brag about everywhere. I poked them first because that’s what you do, right? They’re squishier than I expected but somehow also firmer? It doesn’t feel fake exactly, but it doesn’t feel human either—it’s something in between that makes you second-guess yourself.
She has implanted hair too, which sounds fancy until you realize brushing it is nothing like actual hair care. Strands come loose sometimes; not tons, but enough to notice if you pay attention.
Getting Technical (Because People Care About These Things?)
There are people who want numbers—I’m not usually one of them—but here goes:
- Bust: 30.3 inches
- Waist: 21.5 inches
- Hips: 33 inches
- Bra-size: B-Cup (maybe C depending on brands?)
- Weight: 66 lbs
Her chest is pretty flat compared to most dolls out there; definitely more “anime fantasy” than anything realistic or exaggerated.
Let’s get blunt: vaginal and anal sex are both possible with this doll (vagina depth: 6.7 inches; anus depth: also 6.7). That EVO skeleton thing means she bends better than some action figures—though posing her takes patience since everything wants to spring back into place unless you’re careful.
Weird Realization While Moving Her
Moving her around my apartment made me realize something strange—the silence is louder with a doll in the room than without one at all. Maybe it’s just me being tired or maybe everyone feels that way? Hard to tell.
There were moments where she looked almost real from certain angles—the platinum silicone skin catches light in a way that photographs never show properly—but then other times she looked cartoonish again and I’d remember this whole thing started as a joke with myself anyway.
Some Annoyances Nobody Talks About
Here’s what caught me off guard:
- The processing time drags on longer than you expect.
- The “light” weight isn’t exactly light when you’re moving dead weight.
- Cleaning takes longer than anyone admits online.
- Implanted hair tangles easily if you’re not gentle.
- Trying to dress her in regular clothes? Frustratingly tricky unless you buy specialty stuff—which costs more money nobody mentions up front.
Oh—and storing her somewhere discreet is harder when she’s nearly as tall as an actual person.
Random Thought About Escapism
Honestly had this moment where I wondered if buying a fantasy ice princess sex doll says something about escapism—or maybe just boredom mixed with disposable income? Hmm, maybe not exactly deep psychology here...but still crossed my mind for a minute while adjusting her pose under my desk lamp.
Would I Recommend It?
If someone asked me straight-up whether Freya is worth it… well, depends what you're expecting from a life size silicone sex doll like this one. She looks unique—the whole fantasy vibe is strong—but don’t expect miracles or perfect realism no matter how many keywords they throw into their product descriptions.
Some people probably love every detail (the gel breasts especially get talked up), others might find themselves questioning their own impulse buys after week one—like me staring at her across the room thinking about how quiet everything suddenly felt again.
Guess that’s just part of the deal when curiosity wins over skepticism for once—still haven’t decided if that was good or bad yet
