Somewhat Surprised by the Details
You know, I never really pictured myself writing about a life size silicone sex doll. Not in this way. But here we are—because “Ingrid” (yes, that’s her name) is kind of hard to ignore once you stumble across her product page. Or maybe it’s just me? Either way, she’s got stats that sound like they belong on a modeling card and not… well, not in the context you’d expect.
This particular Finnish model sex doll clocks in at 5 feet 9 inches tall (175 cm if you’re into metric). Honestly, that’s taller than half my friends. She weighs 81 lbs (37 kg), so you could probably carry her up some stairs without feeling like you’ve joined a CrossFit cult by accident. The proportions read almost cartoonishly ideal: bust at 32.3 inches, underbust at 24.8, waist a tiny 21 inches, hips just shy of 36. D-Cup breasts because apparently subtlety is for people who don’t buy dolls online.
When You Start Reading About Joints and Holes
Here’s where things get… let’s say “mechanically fascinating.” Ingrid isn’t just standing there like some mannequin from a department store clearance rack; she actually has a steel skeleton with movable joints. The phrase sounds clinical but somehow impressive—imagine the engineering meetings.
And then there are the hole depths (I can’t believe I’m typing this): both vaginal and anal entries are listed as being exactly 6.7 inches deep. Specificity counts for something? Maybe someone somewhere has measured and said “yes, this is optimal.” I don’t know if I should be quietly impressed or slightly alarmed by how much thought went into that detail.
Shipping: More Discreet Than Your Last Online Purchase
The shipping information nearly made me laugh out loud—not because it’s funny but because it tries so hard to blend in with your regular Amazon haul. Free international shipping! Discreet packaging! Your neighbors will have no idea what’s inside unless they’re psychic or very nosy about unlabeled boxes arriving after four weeks of suspenseful waiting (three for processing plus one for travel).
I remember thinking how weirdly normal all these logistics sounded—like ordering shoes or an air fryer instead of a tall athletic love doll with long legs and skin smoother than my own.
Why Do People Want This?
(No Judgment...Okay Maybe A Little)
It hits me now: there must be something oddly reassuring about such precision—the measurements spelled out to decimals, the exact weight listed like she might compete in featherweight boxing if only she could walk on her own silicone feet.
Reading through silicone sex doll reviews before buying is probably the smartest move you can make at this price range.
Maybe it comes down to control or predictability or just plain curiosity—whatever drives someone to want a young-looking white wm doll with athletic legs and proportions sculpted by someone who probably failed art school realism class but aced fantasy design.
I mean—who am I to judge? There’s an entire world out there obsessed with customization; Ingrid simply takes it further than most Ikea furniture ever could.
An Unexpected Moment Staring at Her Photo
There was this moment—I caught myself staring at her promo photo longer than intended (don’t read too much into that). It wasn’t attraction so much as morbid fascination: Is this what modern loneliness looks like? Or maybe it’s ingenuity meeting desire head-on in the most literal sense possible?
Her face is almost too perfect; expression frozen somewhere between bored and mildly interested—a look I’ve seen on actual models forced into awkward poses at fashion shows nobody wants to attend.
Processing Time Feels Like Waiting For Something Else Entirely
Four weeks from order to arrival isn’t fast food speed but then again…maybe anticipation is part of the package deal here? You wait for your tall skinny athletic silicone muse while imagining all sorts of scenarios that’ll probably feel different once she arrives boxed up like fine china nobody dares display openly.
Sometimes I wonder who writes these product blurbs—their lives must be interesting—or maybe just full of quiet irony as they list off ass dimensions alongside promises of discreet delivery.
Where Curiosity Meets Engineering
Anyway—if you ever find yourself genuinely curious about what goes into making a high-end life size silicone sex doll modeled after some imaginary Finnish runway star…now you know more than you probably wanted to admit aloud.
And honestly? There’s something sort of fascinating about all this effort poured into creating perfection out of silicone and steel joints—even if the whole thing feels faintly surreal when you think about it too long.
