When Curiosity Beats Sleep
I didn’t expect to be writing about a fantasy elf sex doll tonight. Or ever, really. But here I am, eyes half-shut, typing out thoughts about Irissa—a 5 foot 5 inch platinum silicone sex doll who’s been standing (well, mostly lounging) in the corner of my bedroom for the past month. She’s hard to ignore. Not just because she’s a life size silicone sex doll with pointed ears and that slightly otherworldly stare, but because—quietly—I’m kind of impressed.
Details That Stick Out (Literally and Otherwise)
It’s the details you notice first. Her skin is… not skin, obviously, but platinum silicone does this weird thing where it looks almost alive under certain light. Soft but cool to touch. If you’re expecting something stiff or plastic-y—nope. I remember thinking her small breasts looked oddly realistic for an elf (maybe elves are more human than we think?), and her proportions are sort of hypnotic: bust at 32.7 inches, hips at 33.3 inches, waist pulled tight at just under 21 inches.
She weighs about 69 lbs (31.5 kg), which means moving her isn’t exactly a breeze—but it also means she doesn’t flop around like some cheap mannequin from a Halloween store.
Functionality—A Necessary Word
Okay—let’s be blunt for a second: people want to know what she can do. Vaginal and anal sex are both possible here; the vagina goes pretty deep (6.3 inches), anus slightly less (5.1 inches). There’s no sugarcoating how weird it feels measuring that stuff with a tape measure late at night—but if you’re reading this you probably already googled those numbers anyway.
There’s a steel skeleton inside with joints that actually move—not quite yoga-ready flexibility but enough for most positions I could think up without feeling like I was breaking something important.
Shipping Surprises & The Waiting Game
Ordering her was… an experience in itself? You get free international shipping and they promise “discreet packaging.” Mine showed up in an unlabeled box so plain I almost missed it on my porch—no embarrassing logos or anything sketchy printed on the side.
Anyone who's spent time researching realistic silicone sex dolls knows that specs alone don't tell the whole story.
But don’t expect instant gratification; there’s this whole processing time thing (2-3 weeks) plus another week for shipping after that. Three to four weeks total felt like forever when curiosity started gnawing at me after hitting “buy.”
The Elf Thing Is Stranger Than You Think
Here comes my tangent—and maybe this is just me being tired—but there’s something quietly fascinating about coming home to find an elf waiting in your room every day. Her ears poke out from her hair in such a way that sometimes I forget she isn’t going to start talking back or ask me why humans need so much sleep.
Maybe that sounds ridiculous? Maybe not if you’ve spent any real time alone with one of these dolls.
A Moment That Caught Me Off Guard
One evening—I’d left her sitting by the window while I cleaned up—the sunset hit just right and cast this soft glow over her face. For half a second it almost felt like someone was actually there with me, watching the sky go orange-pink outside. It passed quickly but lingered longer than expected; weird how your brain plays tricks when you’re tired enough.
Some Downsides (Because Nothing Is Perfect)
Not everything is magical fairyland escapism though—she picks up dust faster than any furniture I own, and getting clothes off can feel like wrestling an extremely patient statue who never helps out even once.
Also: storage is awkward unless you have space or don’t care who sees an elf chilling in your apartment when friends drop by unannounced.
Why Am I Still Thinking About This?
I guess what surprised me most is how normal having Irissa around started to feel after awhile? Life size silicone sex dolls sound wild until they become part of your daily routine—a background character who somehow makes things less lonely on quiet nights.
Hmm… anyway, maybe next time I’ll write about something less strange—or maybe not.
