The Package Arrives, Eventually
Three weeks for production. Another week—maybe two, depending on how the shipping gods feel about your address. That’s what they say, anyway. When the box finally landed at my place, it was as plain as a cardboard box can get. No labels, no hints. Just a big anonymous rectangle dropped near my door like some weirdly heavy IKEA order nobody ordered.
I remember thinking: well, at least nobody will know what you’re up to unless they catch you trying to drag 88 pounds of “furniture” inside and nearly dislocating a shoulder in the process. Not that anyone asked, but if you’ve never tried to move something that’s both floppy and heavy—imagine wrestling a tranquilized gymnast with zero help—that’s sort of what it felt like.
Details (Because People Will Ask)
Alright—quick run-through for those who want numbers before anything else. Iryna is supposed to be 5 foot 9 inches tall (175 cm), though when she’s lying there on your bed she looks…taller? Or maybe that’s just me being bad at estimating height when someone isn’t standing up straight.
She weighs 88 lbs (40 kg). Not light! Bust is almost 35 inches; waist is just under 26; hips are a little over 38. C cup, apparently (honestly I don’t have much frame of reference). Shoe size: women’s US 4.5-5—not exactly borrowing her sneakers.
The holes? They tell you: vagina depth is 7.1 inches, anus is 6 inches deep. If that matters to you for practical reasons or whatever curiosity people have about life size silicone sex dolls.
Movable Joints Are…A Mixed Bag
Steel skeleton with movable joints sounds pretty advanced until you actually try posing her arms or legs and realize it takes more effort than expected—and sometimes things creak in ways that make you wonder if something snapped inside (it didn’t). She’ll hold poses okay-ish once you get her there but getting from point A to point B feels awkward every time.
I guess the upside is she doesn’t flop around like some limp mannequin; downside is it still doesn’t feel…natural? Maybe nothing ever would in this category.
Silicone Skin Feels Oddly Real But Also Not
Touching silicone skin after a long day working from home—when your brain is already half-melted—is surreal. It’s soft and weirdly warm if your room isn’t freezing cold; not quite human but close enough that sometimes your mind forgets for half a second and then snaps back with an uncomfortable “oh right.”
There are seams here and there if you look closely enough; not glaring but noticeable if you’re looking for flaws (which I do out of habit now).
Vaginal & Anal Openings: Facts Over Fantasy
Let’s be honest—most people buying these dolls want specifics about function more than form. Both vaginal and anal entries are usable; both have decent depth compared to other full silicone sex dolls I’ve seen online (again: not an expert). Cleaning them afterward isn’t glamorous but manageable with patience—and maybe some music playing so you don’t think too hard about what your life has become.
Shipping & Discretion Actually Matter
People joke about delivery embarrassment but honestly—the plain box thing helps way more than I thought it would. No one needs to know what giant mystery item showed up unless they open it themselves, which…don’t let them do that.
Free international shipping was real—I paid nothing extra beyond the actual doll price—but waiting five weeks makes Amazon Prime feel like science fiction by comparison.
Anyone who's spent time researching realistic silicone sex dolls knows that specs alone don't tell the whole story.
Does She Look Like The Photos?
Hmm, sort of? The face has that athletic brunette vibe promised in all those glossy pictures online but under harsh bedroom lighting everything looks slightly different than on screen—a little less perfect maybe, or just more “real world.” Big breasts as advertised; proportions generally match the stats listed above once clothes come off (which takes longer than expected because everything sticks).
If you're expecting perfection straight out of fantasy land—it'll probably fall short somewhere along the line. Still impressive though, especially compared to old-school love dolls or whatever used to pass for them ten years ago.
Random Tangent About Storage
This part no one mentions much: where do you keep an adult-sized human replica when not in use? Closets aren’t made for this kind of thing unless yours happens to be gigantic—or empty except for winter coats nobody wears anymore. Under-bed storage works only if your bed frame sits high enough off the ground…and even then it's kind of unsettling knowing she's down there all night while you're trying to sleep above her head.
Anyway—I guess that's just part of owning any life size silicone sex doll: figuring out logistics nobody warns you about until it's too late.
Not sure why anyone would read all this instead of just scrolling through shiny product photos online…but hey, maybe someone needed actual words from someone who bought one instead of another marketing blurb pretending everything's amazing all the time. There are upsides and downsides—the usual tradeoffs between fantasy and reality—but at least now you've heard from someone who's been through all five weeks plus however many days since delivery and still isn't totally sure how he feels about any of it yet.
