The Odd Reality of Unboxing a Magician’s Assistant
You know, there are days when you just… don’t want to write another review about a life size silicone sex doll. But here we are, and I’m staring at Jennifer—well, the box she came in—wondering if this is what my college guidance counselor had in mind. The packaging is discreet (like, aggressively plain), which is actually nice because nobody needs their nosy neighbor asking questions about a five foot five inch platinum silicone sex doll that weighs almost as much as a medium-sized dog. That’s 95 pounds, by the way. Not exactly something you can just tuck under your arm.
Measurements and Details (Because Someone Will Ask)
Let’s get this out of the way since half the emails I get are people wanting numbers:
Jennifer stands at 166 cm tall—5 feet 5 inches for those who still think in feet, like me. She’s got big breasts (33.3 inches around), an under bust of 24.2 inches, waist at 22.7 inches, hips at 35.8 inches… It feels weird typing these out but hey, it matters to some folks.
The “hole depth” thing always makes me pause—vagina is 6.3 inches deep, anus is 5.1 inches (I checked twice because that sounded off but nope). If you’re into oral stuff there’s an upgrade called ROS you can get for her mouth to be functional too.
Steel Skeletons and Movable Joints (Not As Sexy As It Sounds)
Jennifer has this steel skeleton with joints that move pretty freely—but not always smoothly? Sometimes it clicks or catches and I find myself thinking about robot movies instead of anything remotely sexy. Still, it means posing her isn’t a nightmare once you figure out how not to pinch your own fingers.
Her legs go on forever—seriously long legs—and she’s fit in that gymnastic sort of way magicians’ assistants always seem to be in cartoons or whatever stage shows I half-remember from childhood birthday parties.
Processing Time Is Real Life
Here’s something nobody tells you: waiting three or four weeks for a sex doll gives you plenty of time to second guess all your decisions leading up to hitting “order.” There’s processing time (2–3 weeks) then shipping adds another week unless customs decides they’re curious—which hasn’t happened to me yet but who knows.
The shipping is free internationally and anonymous enough that even my building manager didn’t blink when signing for it.
Blonde Hair & A Young Vibe
Jennifer comes blonde and young-looking—the “model is 18+” note gets repeated everywhere for obvious reasons—but honestly she looks like someone who’d have been cast as an extra on one of those magic TV specials from the ‘90s. Big eyes, slightly mysterious smile if you squint right… I dunno why but sometimes I catch myself expecting her to wink or vanish behind a puff of smoke.
Using Her – Real Talk
I’ll say this straight: moving around any full-size platinum silicone sex doll takes effort unless you’re built like a wrestler yourself. Setting up takes planning—not just physically but mentally too—or maybe that’s just me being tired lately.
Functionally? Everything works as advertised; all entries are accessible and easy enough to clean if you’ve got patience (and rubber gloves). The platinum silicone skin feels realistic though it gets cold fast—a weird detail nobody mentions until after purchase.
An Unexpected Tangent About Storage
There was one night—I remember thinking this was going to be quick—that turned into twenty minutes wrestling Jennifer back into her closet space because she doesn’t really fold up small or disappear when company drops by unexpectedly. You need actual room for her; closets aren’t magic portals no matter how much we wish they were after midnight cleaning sessions.
One Small Realization
Somewhere between adjusting her pose for photos and trying not to drop her on my toes again, I realized owning a life size silicone sex doll isn’t really like any fantasy—it’s more practical than people admit but also more awkward sometimes than anyone writes online.
Anyway—if you’ve read all this hoping for some grand conclusion… well, there isn’t one today. My coffee went cold ages ago and Jennifer still hasn’t vanished into thin air like any good magician's assistant should’ve by now.
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