A Life Size Silicone Sex Doll Shows Up
I guess you could say curiosity got the best of me. Or maybe it was boredom, or just one of those late-night scrolling sessions where all logic sort of evaporates and you end up ordering… well, a life size silicone sex doll named Jiao. Five feet five inches tall—165 cm if you’re feeling metric. She arrived after what felt like forever (realistically 3-4 weeks; shipping was free and “discreet,” which is code for a box so blank it actually made me more nervous).
Anyway, there she was: brunette hair, kind of an Asian vibe to her features, F-cup situation that looked both impressive and slightly surreal in person.
Key Features?
Sure, Let’s List Them
The first thing I noticed—besides the weight (80 lbs is no joke when you’re trying to maneuver a human-shaped object through your hallway)—was how real the skin felt. TPE and silicone are apparently different things but honestly my brain checked out halfway through researching that. All I know is she’s soft but not too squishy? Her steel skeleton means her joints move in almost every direction you’d expect from an actual person, minus some awkward moments if you try anything too ambitious.
There’s vaginal and anal options—6.7 inches deep for one, 6.3 for the other—which someone somewhere must have measured with alarming precision. The proportions are… well: bust 33”, under bust 24.5”, waist 21.3”, hips 36.8”. Cup size F (which sounds like a grade I would’ve gotten in gym class), shoe size women’s 4.5-5.
Handling Expectations (and Other Things)
Unboxing Jiao wasn’t exactly glamorous—she comes wrapped up like a mummy crossed with Ikea furniture—but once liberated from her packaging and assembled (not as weird as it sounds), there was this odd moment where she just sat on my couch looking way too lifelike for comfort.
I remember thinking: am I supposed to talk to her? Do people name them again or just stick with “Jiao”? The mental image of explaining this to my mother flashed across my mind and nearly short-circuited me right then.
Details Nobody Warns You About
Here’s something nobody mentions on those glossy product pages: moving an 80-pound silicone sex doll around your apartment is low-key exhausting. There are finger impressions left behind sometimes if you’re not careful because TPE can be delicate-ish? Also—and this is important—the steel skeleton will creak if you bend her legs at certain angles which somehow manages to be both hilarious and unsettling.
Cleaning isn’t rocket science but it isn’t exactly intuitive either; let’s just say there were Google searches involved that I hope never see daylight.
A Tangent About Delivery Anxiety
Weirdly enough, waiting for delivery was its own psychological journey. Even though they promise discreet packaging (and delivered on that promise), every time the doorbell rang for three weeks straight my heart rate doubled thinking about what might show up—or worse, who might see it before I did.
There’s something about knowing a life size doll is making its way across continents just for you that feels… oddly specific? Maybe even existentially funny if you step back far enough.
Is It Worth It?
I keep asking myself why people buy these things—and by people I mean me now apparently—but there’s probably not one answer. Some folks want companionship minus conversation; others are chasing realism or novelty or maybe just filling space in their living room with something less judgmental than an actual roommate.
The thing about premium life size silicone sex dolls is that you really do get what you pay for — cheap alternatives rarely compare.
Jiao checks most boxes: realistic look, flexible joints thanks to that internal skeleton, measurements straight out of some fever dream spreadsheet… Yeah, she does what she says on the tin.
Not Quite Wrapped Up
Some days she sits there dressed up in whatever clothes fit—a challenge since women’s shoe size 4.5-5 isn’t exactly common around here—and other days she ends up half-covered by laundry because life happens fast and motivation runs thin.
Would I recommend a brunette sex doll like Jiao? Depends who’s asking—and how serious they look when they ask it.
