A Weird Kind of Curiosity
There’s this moment you get, scrolling late at night (should’ve been asleep), when an ad catches your eye for something a little… different. That’s how I landed on Juniper—the “Hipster Loft” sex doll. I remember thinking, is this for real? She’s not just any full silicone sex doll, either. There was a vibe—like she’d fit right in with vinyl records and exposed brick walls. Maybe that sounds weird, but it stuck.
Details That Actually Surprised Me
At first glance, the specs sound clinical: 5 feet 5 inches tall (167 cm), about 75 lbs (34 kg). But lifting her was—honestly—a workout. Not impossible, but you feel it in your arms after a minute or two. She’s got that E-cup thing going on too; bust is 33.5 inches, waist pulls in at 21.6 inches, and hips curve out to 35.8 inches. The proportions are... well, let’s just say you notice.
What really caught me off guard? Gel breasts (they move differently than I expected), plus this EVO skeleton thing inside—makes her more poseable than most people would guess. You can actually prop her up sitting cross-legged on the couch and she’ll stay put.
Functionality — More Than Just Looks
I’m not gonna sugarcoat it: if you’re looking for a life size silicone sex doll that goes beyond window dressing, Juniper checks boxes I didn’t even know existed before this whole experiment started.
She offers vaginal, anal, and oral options—the details there are oddly precise: vagina depth is 6.7 inches; anal is 6; oral is 5 (measured because someone had to ask). The Real Oral Sex Enhanced Mouth was another one of those things I thought would be gimmicky but ended up being… well… kind of next-level? It doesn’t feel like plastic at all.
Shipping Wasn’t a Circus
Maybe the most nerve-wracking part wasn’t the purchase—it was waiting for delivery. Four weeks felt forever (three weeks processing + one week shipping), but when the box showed up? Completely plain packaging; no embarrassing labels or giant logos screaming “sex doll inside.” If you live with roommates or nosy neighbors—that matters way more than anyone admits.
International shipping is free too—not something you expect with something heavy as this.
Reading through silicone sex doll reviews before buying is probably the smartest move you can make at this price range.
Living With Her (Sort Of)
Here’s where things get odd: after unboxing and setting her up in my little apartment—she kind of became part of the scenery? Like some hipster roommate who never talks back or leaves dirty dishes around. Sometimes friends come over and do double-takes (“Is that…?”) but then shrug it off once they realize she isn’t going to join the conversation.
Cleaning takes effort—I mean, she weighs as much as a small person—but nothing complicated once you get used to it.
Not Everything Is Perfect
No point pretending everything’s flawless though—I found myself wishing she weighed less sometimes when moving her from bed to storage spot behind my closet door (which creaks now). And every so often there’s a reminder that she’s not actually alive: joints click if you bend them too fast; hair gets messy if you’re careless putting on hats or wigs.
Still... these aren’t dealbreakers unless perfection is your thing—which mine clearly isn’t.
An Unexpected Shift In Perspective
Weirdly enough, having Juniper around made me think about how we decorate our spaces—and what counts as “normal.” Life size silicone dolls aren’t exactly mainstream decor yet…but maybe someday they will be? Or maybe not—who knows?
Anyway—I didn’t expect to be quietly impressed by something sold as a love doll for hipster lofts but here we are. Would I recommend her? Depends who’s asking—but yeah… probably more than I should admit out loud.
That box is still tucked under my bed by the way—just in case someone else wants to see what all the fuss is about someday.
