I’ll admit, I didn’t expect to write this.
Not for anyone but myself, anyway. There’s a strange sort of honesty that comes out when you’re not trying to impress… or convince… or whatever it is people do in reviews. I just wanted to see if all the “ready to ship” hype was real with Kamari — this life size silicone sex doll everyone keeps talking about. Well, here’s what happened.
The Shipping Part: Faster Than Pizza Delivery (Almost)
I’ve bought a few things online that claimed “fast shipping.” Usually it means… nothing. But Kamari? She’s stored right here in a USA warehouse and — weirdly enough — she actually shipped out the next day after I paid. Three days later, there’s a giant box at my door and some awkward explanations with the neighbor (maybe don’t be home when yours arrives).
Anyway, if you want your doll fast and you like her exactly as shown—no changes, no customizations—this is kind of perfect. No anxious waiting for weeks while your order floats somewhere between China and existential dread.
First Glance: Is This Really What I Ordered?
I remember thinking, opening the box: “Okay, let’s see how much Photoshop was involved in those website pics.” Turns out… not much? Kamari comes exactly as pictured. The makeup is realistic (almost unsettlingly so), her skin feels like actual skin (it’s platinum silicone), and she stands 5 feet 6 inches tall—long legs, athletic build, big breasts… all as advertised.
She even has articulated finger skeletons; bend them any way you want. Mechanical closable eyelids too—blink her open or shut depending on your mood or lighting or whatever.
Features That Surprised Me
The Real Oral Sex (ROS) thing isn’t just marketing jargon—it actually works. Gel breasts feel different than solid ones; softer somehow? Weird detail but true. Standing feet are more useful than I expected; makes changing outfits less of a wrestling match.
And yeah—the fixed vagina means everything stays put during use, which is honestly better than removable ones if realism matters to you at all.
The Numbers Game: Measurements & Proportions
Quick detour into stats because someone will care:
- Height: 5’6” (166 cm)
- Weight: 84 lbs
- Bust: 31.9”, Waist: 22”, Hips: 36.2”
- Vagina depth: 6.3”; Anus depth: 5.1”
She’s heavy enough to feel real but not so massive you can’t move her around by yourself (unless stairs are involved—then good luck).
Why Would Anyone Want No Customization?
This bugged me before I ordered Kamari—why settle for no custom options? Now…I get it a little more. If you’re impatient—or maybe just tired of endless choices—it’s refreshing to click once and know exactly what shows up at your door.
Of course, if waiting doesn’t bother you and you want every detail tweaked, there’s always the option to customize (just not with this ready-to-ship version). But honestly—I didn’t miss it.
One Odd Thing About Storage
You ever try hiding an almost-six-foot-tall life size silicone sex doll? Not easy unless you have serious closet space or live alone without nosy whatever lurking around corners. Just something they don’t mention on product pages—and probably should.
It took me a while to appreciate the differences between various life size silicone sex dolls, but once you see a well-made one in person, the quality speaks for itself.
Small Realization
After living with Kamari for a bit—I mean really seeing how she fits into daily life—I realized something kind of unexpected: having her arrive so quickly made everything feel less abstract, more immediate somehow? It takes away that weird limbo where you keep second guessing your decision for weeks on end.
Not saying everyone needs one sitting in their guest room tomorrow—but speed does change things.
Closing Thought That Isn’t Quite Closure
There are still moments where I catch myself glancing over at her and thinking “is this normal?” Maybe it isn’t—but then again none of us are really normal about what we want or why we buy what we do online at midnight on a Tuesday night.
Kamari showed up fast, looked exactly like the photos promised…and now she just exists here—a little too lifelike sometimes—in my apartment while life keeps moving forward whether I’m ready or not
