You know that feeling when you’re just… done waiting?
Like, there’s only so much “processing” and “please allow 4-6 weeks” a person can take before their brain just quietly checks out. That’s where I was—scrolling through yet another site, not really expecting anything to actually be in stock for once. Then Lexus pops up. Not the car. The doll. A life size silicone sex doll, specifically.
Stored in California: Not Some Mystery Warehouse
I mean, I’ve ordered stuff from all over—China, somewhere in the Midwest (maybe?), even one time from Germany because it looked cool on Reddit—but this time? The listing said this doll is stored in our California warehouse and ready to ship. It sounded almost too easy.
I've looked at dozens of high-quality silicone sex dolls over the years, and each one has its own strengths and quirks worth knowing about.
Honestly, I assumed it’d be some kind of bait-and-switch or at least a “just kidding! Backordered until next year.” But nope. Three days later, UPS guy is ringing my doorbell like he’s delivering pizza.
She Comes Exactly As Pictured (No Surprises?)
Here’s where things get weirdly straightforward: she arrives looking exactly like the photos. Blonde hair, busty—yeah, I’ll admit it—I picked her because she seemed… well, put together? Maybe that sounds odd but after seeing a million listings with ‘options’ and ‘customizations’ and ‘pick your own hands,’ sometimes you just want what you see.
And these pre-select options are nothing to sneeze at either:
- Articulated hand skeleton
- Gel breasts
- EVO skeleton
- Fixed vagina (no swapping parts)
- Hard silicone standing feet (no bolts sticking out)
- Real oral sex feature—a movable jaw
It’s the “if you want your doll fast and like her exactly as shown with no customizations” option. Which was me at that point—just give me something real already.
Measurements Aren’t Just Numbers (But Here They Are Anyway)
I used to think those stats were mostly for show—like who really cares if it’s 5 feet 3 inches versus 5 foot 2? But then you drag a seventy-five pound box into your apartment and realize every inch matters. She clocks in at 161 cm tall—that’s about my shoulder height—and weighs about as much as an awkwardly shaped gym bag filled with sand.
For anyone who actually reads these numbers:
- Bra cup-size: E-cup
- Bust: 31 inches
- Under bust: 23 inches
- Waist: 19 inches
- Hips: nearly 37 inches
Hole depth? Well—they list everything clearly: Vagina is about six inches deep, Anus is five and a half, Oral is close to five. No surprises there either.
EVO Skeleton & Gel Breasts — Does It Matter?
Skeptical as ever—I figured all that talk about articulated hands or gel breasts would end up being marketing fluff. Actually feels pretty different though; arms bend more naturally than the last model I tried (which felt like wrestling with an old action figure). The gel breasts thing… yeah okay, softer than expected but not weirdly squishy either.
What caught me off guard was how sturdy she stands thanks to those hard silicone feet—without ugly bolts poking out everywhere. Small detail but honestly makes moving her around less of a hassle.
Speed vs Customization Dilemma
If you’re even mildly impatient—or maybe just tired of endless decisions—the ready to ship angle is kind of perfect. You get what you see; no extra waiting for someone overseas to glue on blue eyes instead of green or whatever else people change these days.
But if customization is your thing? There is an option buried in the listing (“pleaseclick here,” which made me laugh because they forgot a space), so… go wild if you have patience left in your soul.
A Tangent About Delivery Anxiety
Quick sidetrack—I thought having something shipped from California meant less drama with customs or random delays. And yeah—it showed up without any weird fees or mystery paperwork taped on the box (unlike that one order from Germany… never mind).
Weirdly enough, knowing this life size silicone sex doll was already stateside took away most of my usual delivery anxiety—which probably says something sad about how many times I've been burned by shipping estimates before.
Not Sure What Else To Say
I guess if you’re looking for a full silicone sex doll that doesn’t require months of waiting or endless tweaking of options—you could do worse than Lexus ready to ship from California. She looks like the pictures, does what she says on the tin (so to speak), and shows up fast enough that you barely have time to second guess yourself.
Anyway—I’m still sort of surprised it worked out this smoothly.
