The Odd Curiosity That Got Me Here
I’ll admit it. I never thought I’d be sitting here, typing out thoughts on a full silicone sex doll torso named Lindsay. But—curiosity’s a weird thing. The internet throws you down rabbit holes and sometimes you just… keep going. Anyway, there’s something quietly impressive about this one, which is not what I expected when the box landed at my door (discreet as promised; no giant “SEX DOLL” label or anything). Just an anonymous brown rectangle, heavier than it looks.
First Encounter: Heavier Than You Think
Dragging 60 lbs up two flights of stairs is no joke. Sixty pounds doesn’t sound like much until you’re awkwardly cradling a 3 foot 7 inch (110 cm) life size silicone sex doll torso that feels strangely lifelike—and also not at all like a person at the same time. It’s the weight distribution, maybe? Or just my own nerves.
Unboxing was uneventful, which honestly felt like a relief. No awkward branding or wild colors—just Lindsay herself, with that real skin texture they promise on the site. Touching it for the first time was… odd. Softer than expected but still firm in places where it should be.
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Details That Don’t Quite Add Up (But Somehow Work)
The proportions are kind of wild: bust at nearly 37 inches, hips almost 40 inches around, E cup size—she’s engineered to look… well, exaggerated? But not cartoonish. There’s enough detail in the form and finish to make you do a double-take if you catch her from the corner of your eye.
The EVO skeleton with posable joints is another thing I didn’t expect to care about—but it makes positioning less awkward than some other torsos I’ve seen online (and yeah—I looked). Her joints hold poses surprisingly well for something made of silicone.
Functionality vs Expectation
Now here’s where skepticism kicked in before actually trying anything: “Vaginal, Anal and Oral sex is possible.” That line reads overly confident on most sites selling these things. In practice? Vagina depth is listed at 6.7 inches, anus at 6.6 inches and mouth at just over five—a little less than some might hope for but honestly more realistic than those ten-inch claims elsewhere.
I remember thinking this would feel mechanical or clinical somehow—but there’s actually more realism than anticipated because of that skin texture and internal structure.
Shipping & Waiting Games
Three to four weeks waiting for delivery isn’t exactly Amazon Prime speed but… apparently standard in this world? Processing takes way longer than shipping itself; two-to-three weeks before she even leaves wherever she’s made (China? Probably). Then about a week in transit—mine arrived right on schedule though tracking updates were sparse until the day before delivery.
Discreet packaging really does mean discreet; nobody knew what was inside except me and maybe one suspicious neighbor who saw me lugging it upstairs.
Unexpected Realization: Maintenance Matters More Than You Think
Quick tangent—cleaning isn’t glamorous but if you skip this part you’ll regret it fast. Silicone needs proper care or things get gross quickly; warm water plus mild soap works best (no harsh chemicals), pat dry after every use or risk mildew smells creeping in.
It sounds tedious but becomes routine after awhile—almost meditative if you squint hard enough?
Is This “Life Size”?
Sort Of…but Not Quite
Calling Lindsay a life size silicone sex doll feels both correct and off-base at once. She’s scaled-down yet substantial; too small to pass as human-sized next to an adult but way bigger than most torsos out there—especially with those proportions.
If space is tight or discretion matters more than absolute realism then yeah—it works better than having a full-body doll sprawled across your bed all day.
Something About Texture Sticks With You
Weirdly enough—the main thing that lingers isn’t how she looks but how she feels under your hand: cool at first touch then warming up slowly; subtle give beneath your fingers where skin would stretch naturally; seams so faint they’re easy to miss unless you go looking for them.
It doesn’t fool anyone up close—but alone with low light? Your brain fills in gaps whether you want it to or not.
Still Skeptical…But Less Than Before
I came into this expecting disappointment—or maybe just another novelty destined for closet exile—but now I’m somewhere between impressed and bemused by how far these have come since those old rubbery monstrosities people used to joke about online.
There are flaws (weight being one), quirks (the slightly uncanny shape), delays (that long wait), yet none of them fully eclipse what Lindsay offers if you know what you're getting into beforehand—
Maybe that’s enough for now.
