When a Life Size Silicone Sex Doll Shows Up (Sort Of)
There’s something slightly surreal about sitting at your laptop, half-watching a rerun of some show you don’t care about, and realizing you’re supposed to write about a C-cup silicone sex doll named Luciana. Not just any sex doll—no, this is the “fun lingerie” version, apparently. Five feet three inches tall (161 cm), which is taller than my last girlfriend if we’re being honest. Or maybe just more upright.
I’m not sure what I expected when I first heard about these things. Maybe something out of those old late-night commercials? But then again, everything gets an upgrade eventually—phones, cars… why not dolls?
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Details That Stick Out (And Not Just Physically)
Here’s where it gets weirdly technical for a second: Luciana clocks in at 75 lbs (about 34 kg). That’s heavier than it sounds when you try moving her around. She’s got that EVO skeleton thing going on—which means she bends more like a person and less like an awkward mannequin. Her breasts are gel-filled too, which is one of those details you don’t think will matter until suddenly it does.
The measurements are oddly specific:
- Bust: 31.5 inches
- Under bust: 24 inches
- Waist: 20.5 inches
- Hips: 39 inches
I remember reading those numbers and thinking, who actually knows their under bust? But here we are.
The Holes People Ask About (You Know They Do)
Let’s skip the coyness—if you’re even remotely interested in life size silicone sex dolls, there’s only one reason anyone brings up “hole depth.” And yes, they list them:
- Vagina depth: 6.7 inches
- Anal depth: 6 inches
Is that enough? For most people probably yes; for some guys on forums… well, nothing ever is.
Shipping Is Weirder Than You’d Think
I always figured ordering something like this would be embarrassing—but apparently they’ve thought of that too. Discreet packaging means nobody knows what’s inside unless they’re psychic or shake the box really hard (don’t do that). Free international shipping is kind of wild considering how much this thing weighs; I can barely get free shipping on socks sometimes.
Processing takes three weeks plus another week for shipping—that's four weeks total if you’re counting down days on your calendar with little hearts drawn around delivery day.
Oh—and she’s definitely over 18 years old if anyone was wondering or worried or whatever.
A Tangent About Expectations Versus Reality
Here’s where my mind wandered for a bit—does owning a love doll actually make life easier? Or just more complicated in different ways? There are all these promises online about how realistic she feels because she's made from high-grade silicone and has proportions that mimic real people better than mannequins ever could. But then... what do you do after the initial novelty wears off?
Weirdly enough, people talk about dressing them up in lingerie like it’s some sort of creative outlet—a hobby almost. Maybe it is? Maybe there are worse hobbies out there than picking outfits for your five-foot-three C-cup companion who never argues back.
This Is Not What My Guidance Counselor Predicted
Now I’m staring at the screen thinking about how far technology has come—or maybe how far we've fallen depending on your mood today. Writing product blurbs for things like a fun lingerie sex doll wasn’t exactly on my vision board as a kid but hey—the world keeps spinning whether we want it to or not.
Luciana isn’t shy about her stats or her purpose; she doesn’t need to be modest because she literally can't be embarrassed by anything at all. There might be something freeing in that—I guess that's part of the appeal?
Anyway... if someone told me ten years ago I'd spend an afternoon dissecting the merits of gel breasts versus regular ones while sipping cold coffee and trying not to laugh out loud—I probably wouldn’t have believed them either.
And now—well—it’s time to go fold laundry or stare into space for twenty minutes before doing anything useful again.
