There's a kind of weird honesty in admitting you bought a life size silicone sex doll.
Or, well, that I did. I mean—there’s no way to say it without sounding like the start of a confessional blog post (which this basically is). The Mariah “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” model caught my eye for reasons I’m still not sure about. Maybe it was the name, half-joking, half-ominous. Maybe just the specs—5 feet 3 inches tall, C cup, blonde hair. Sort of classic but also oddly specific.
Unpacking (Literally): Discreet Packaging & That First Glance
The shipping process was almost suspiciously smooth. Free international delivery? Sure, you always wonder if there’s a catch… but three weeks later—almost to the day—a totally plain box showed up at my door. No branding, nothing suggestive on the outside; just cardboard and tape. My neighbor probably thought it was kitchenware or something equally boring.
Opening it felt stranger than ordering it, honestly. There she was: 72 lbs of full silicone sex doll realism (I had to haul her inside myself—awkward). You notice right away how solid she feels thanks to that steel skeleton with movable joints; not wobbly or floppy like those cheap ones you see in memes.
Getting Into Details: Proportions & Features
This is where things get technical—and unexpectedly impressive? Mariah’s proportions are kind of wild: bust at 34.6 inches, waist at 24.8 inches, hips at 39 inches. Not cartoonish; more like someone who spends a lot of time at pilates and never eats bread (not jealous).
The skin is soft TPE on top of silicone so yeah—it’s surprisingly lifelike when you touch her arm or shoulder or whatever else you want to check first (don’t judge me). Her height—159 cm exactly—makes her feel present in the room rather than toy-like or miniature.
I remember thinking: “Am I really going to check hole depth?” But yes—the product page lists them right there: vagina goes 7.1 inches deep, anus about 6 inches. Kind of clinical information until you realize people actually care about that stuff for realism and safety.
Movement & Poseability: Not Just a Mannequin
She has a steel skeleton under all that silicone and TPE—which means joints bend pretty much everywhere they should (and maybe shouldn’t). Elbows move naturally enough for posing on a couch or even sitting cross-legged on your bed if you’re careful with balance.
Here’s something nobody warns you about: moving a life size sex doll around isn’t effortless unless you regularly deadlift groceries for fun. At 33 kg/72 lbs she’s not feather-light but also not impossible either—I got used to it after awhile but yeah…first week left me winded once or twice.
A Tangent About Expectations vs Reality
There’s this expectation that dolls like Mariah are just exaggerated fantasies made real—but she doesn’t look as over-the-top as some might think from reading stats online (“teen,” “skinny,” “C cup,” etc.). She sits quietly in your space and sometimes catches your eye in ways that surprise you—not creepy exactly…just unexpectedly normal?
And yet—the whole experience still feels odd every now and then when friends visit and ask why my guest room is mysteriously locked these days.
Cleaning & Care — Not Glamorous But Important
Maintenance is one thing I didn’t consider enough before clicking ‘order.’ Silicone cleans easily with gentle soap and water but those realistic holes need attention too (anus both removable inserts for easier cleaning). Takes time after each use—not glamorous work but necessary if you want her lasting years instead of months.
Honestly? If laziness wins out one evening…you regret it next day during clean-up duty.
Processing Time Patience Test
Waiting three weeks isn’t nothing when anticipation builds up daily—or hourly some days if we’re being honest here (I checked tracking more times than I’d admit publicly). Still better than most custom orders though—and since shipping is free worldwide with discreet packaging…it balances out in hindsight.
Weirdly enough—I found myself missing the anticipation once she arrived; guess waiting becomes its own ritual after awhile?
One Last Thing Before I Trail Off
People ask what owning something like Mariah does for your mood or routine—I don’t really have an answer except maybe this: It changes how quiet nights feel when nobody else is around, makes empty rooms less empty somehow…but also reminds me how strange modern life can be sometimes.
Whether this is your first life size silicone sex doll or you're adding to a collection, doing your homework pays off every time.
Anyway—that’s about as far as I’ll go today because there isn’t really an ending here yet…and maybe there doesn’t need to be one anyway
