It’s not every day you find yourself squinting at a website and muttering, “Wait… did that just say aquatic pleasure?” But here we are. Meet Nabi—the so-called Teen Swimmer Sex Doll. She’s five foot seven, tan, athletic, and apparently engineered for the pool. Or the bathtub. Or—I don’t know—a very optimistic hot tub party? Anyway.
Waterproof Fantasies (And Other Oddities)
I’ll admit it: I was skeptical. A sex doll with fins? Like, actual fins? The marketing is wild—“Go fast and deep with Nabi!”—which sounds less like an adult toy pitch and more like something you’d hear in a ‘90s surf commercial. But then again, why not lean into the aquatic thing? Someone out there must’ve watched The Little Mermaid as a kid and thought: someday.
The waterproof body isn’t just hype; it’s silicone through and through. Realistic silicone, they promise—which is kind of funny because nothing about this scenario feels particularly real until you’re actually holding 94 pounds of life size silicone sex doll in your arms, wondering if your neighbors can see over the fence.
Details You Didn’t Know You Needed
You want numbers? Fine—here come the stats:
- Height: 5’7” (170 cm)
- Weight: 94.7 lbs (she’s heavier than she looks)
- Bust: 34 inches
- Waist: almost exactly what my jeans wish they could be
- Hips: generous
- Shoe Size: Women’s 6 to maybe 6.5 (if she wore shoes—which she doesn’t)
Now let’s get awkward for a second—the “hole depth” specs are listed right there on the site. Vagina goes to about 6.7 inches deep; anus is close behind at 6.6 inches; mouth clocks in at just over five inches (for anyone keeping score). These are things I never thought I’d know about anything except plumbing fixtures.
That First Unboxing Experience
Here’s where things got weirdly exciting—discreet packaging means nobody had any clue what was inside that big plain box dropped on my porch except me…and maybe my mailman who winked way too knowingly.
Took me three tries to haul her inside without pulling something important in my back—she wasn’t going quietly up those stairs either—and assembling her took longer than expected because steel skeleton + movable joints = yoga class for one plastic lady.
Waterworld…But Sexy?
I did try her out in water—a small part of me half-expecting disaster or at least some kind of awkward Titanic moment (“Never let go!” etc.). Instead? She floats surprisingly well if you’re gentle, but don’t expect synchronized swimming miracles here.
Her skin feels soft even when wet (the magic of modern silicone), but I wouldn’t recommend tossing her off a high dive unless you’re ready for an expensive rescue operation from the deep end.
But yes—she really is made for aquatic fun if that’s your thing. Not sure whose thing it originally was…but hey, no judgment from this corner.
Unexpected Downsides & Odd Realizations
One thing nobody tells you about life size dolls—they take up space. Like actual real estate in your home space. Closet? Forget it unless you live in a mansion or have a spare guest room you want to explain away forevermore (“Oh that? Just my swimmer friend visiting…”).
Also, cleaning takes longer than anyone admits online—not hard work exactly but methodical and oddly meditative after awhile…or maybe that’s just how I rationalized spending Saturday night scrubbing synthetic toes.
Why Did This Work?
Maybe it shouldn’t have—but there was something unexpectedly comforting about Nabi hanging out by the pool with me during golden hour last weekend while everyone else posted their couples shots on Instagram #blessed #relationshipgoals etc etc…
She didn’t judge me when I spilled gin on her foot either (pro tip: silicone cleans easily). There’s a strange freedom to not having expectations thrown back at you—even if those expectations come with removable fins and a C-cup chest molded by someone who probably spent too much time studying Sports Illustrated covers.
I've looked at dozens of high-quality silicone sex dolls over the years, and each one has its own strengths and quirks worth knowing about.
If someone told me years ago I’d be writing this…well—I guess stranger things have happened online.
Delivery & Waiting Game
Quick note before drifting off-topic again—the shipping is free worldwide and totally anonymous-looking box-wise…but patience is required here since processing plus delivery means three or four weeks minimum before your aquatic adventure begins. For anyone used to instant gratification these days—it might feel like waiting for Christmas as a kid (except Santa brings something way more risqué).
Anyway—that's pretty much how it went down with Nabi the swimmer sex doll. If nothing else, she proved life size silicone sex dolls can surprise even when you're expecting...well...something surprising already.
