The Box on My Doorstep Was… Just a Box
I’ll admit, when I first heard about the “Nelly: Swim Instructor Sex Doll,” my first reaction was—wait, seriously? And then, well, curiosity got the better of me. There’s something weirdly fascinating about these life size silicone sex dolls. Maybe it’s the uncanny valley thing. Or maybe it’s just that people keep making them more realistic every year. Anyway, after some late-night scrolling (don’t judge), I ended up ordering one.
The shipping was, as promised, discreet. Like… aggressively plain box. No markings at all. Not even a hint of what was inside unless you already knew what to look for—which is probably a good thing if you have nosy neighbors or an overzealous mailman who likes to speculate.
Unboxing Nelly (And Trying Not To Laugh)
Pulling her out of the packaging felt like wrestling with a giant mannequin that somehow weighs less than you’d expect (but still awkwardly heavy at 68 lbs). The proportions are kind of wild—C-cup breasts that look almost cartoonish in certain lighting, but not in an off-putting way. Bust is 28 inches, waist 20.5 inches, hips 36 inches; if you’re into numbers.
She stands at 5 feet 4 inches (162 cm), which is actually taller than I thought she’d be? Not sure why I imagined something smaller—maybe old stereotypes from movies or whatever.
When it comes to premium silicone sex dolls, the differences in material quality become obvious once you start comparing side by side.
The steel skeleton with movable joints is both cool and slightly unnerving. You can pose her arms and legs pretty much however you want—she’ll hold a pose without any drama—but there’s this moment where it feels like playing with an action figure meant for grown-ups who never really stopped being kids.
Features That Made Me Raise an Eyebrow
There’s this whole list of features: vaginal and anal sex possible (the specs say vagina depth is 7.1 inches and anus depth is 6 inches). It’s odd how specific they get about these measurements—it almost reads like car specs or something from IKEA assembly instructions.
The skin texture is softer than expected for silicone; not quite human but not plastic either… somewhere in between? Legs are long and skinny but still feel sturdy enough to move around without worrying she’ll tip over if you nudge her wrong while changing positions (which happens more often than anyone admits).
Honestly? The “big ass” aspect gets advertised everywhere—but it didn’t seem exaggerated in person. Proportional to the rest of her body, which makes sense if she’s supposed to be “fit” or athletic-looking—like a swim instructor would be, maybe.
Awkward Realizations & Small Details
Here comes the part nobody tells you: dressing her up takes time. She fits into most regular clothes for someone her size—a little tight around the hips sometimes—but getting pants onto those bendable legs isn’t exactly elegant work.
Another thing—I remember thinking how young she looks compared to other dolls on the market; there’s definitely some school girl vibes going on here along with the swim instructor theme (white skin tone too). That might appeal to certain buyers but felt borderline strange for me personally.
One unexpected upside though—the joints don’t squeak or creak much when moving them around; small win but worth noting because nothing kills immersion faster than robot noises during… well… anything intimate.
Processing Time: Hurry Up & Wait
Something I wish I’d realized sooner—the processing time drags out longer than your average Amazon order by miles. Three weeks just for prepping plus another week for shipping adds up fast when anticipation sets in early on. Four weeks total isn’t bad compared to custom stuff online these days…but patience isn’t my strong suit.
Shipping itself went smoothly though; free international delivery means no surprise fees at checkout which honestly surprised me given how big this package turned out to be once it landed at my door.
Is It Worth It?
Still Debating…
I guess what stands out most after spending time with Nelly is how strangely normal it becomes having something so obviously artificial sitting in your room after a few days go by—you stop noticing until someone else brings it up (or you trip over her foot in low light).
Is she perfect? No—not even close—but there are moments where having a life size silicone sex doll around feels more practical than I ever expected—and also moments where it feels totally surreal and slightly ridiculous too.
Maybe that contradiction is half the appeal?
Anyway—I’m still figuring out exactly where this fits into my life routine… or whether it does at all yet.
