Why Even Bother With a Life Size Silicone Sex Doll?
Look, I get it. You’re probably rolling your eyes already. “Another review of some platinum silicone sex doll, wow—how original.” Trust me, I was right there with you. The whole idea felt kind of weird at first. Like, who really buys these things? And then one day my curiosity got the better of me (and maybe boredom had something to do with it). Anyway, here we are.
Norma is her name. She’s a 5 foot 3 inch tall blonde bombshell—well, silicone bombshell—with curves that actually look… not cartoonish? Just real enough to make you do a double take when you walk past her in the room. Her measurements are all over the product page: bust is 37.2 inches, under bust 26 inches, waist 23.6 inches, hips 40.4 inches—yeah, they measure everything.
But what does any of that matter if she just looks like a mannequin from a discount Halloween store? That’s what I was expecting.
Unboxing Was Weirder Than Expected
I’ll admit—I stood by the door waiting for discreet packaging like they promised (not that my neighbors care what giant boxes show up at my place). Turns out they weren’t lying: plain box, no labels anywhere except some boring shipping codes and tape. Not even a brand logo.
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Dragging Norma inside was its own challenge; she weighs about 90 lbs (40.5 kg), which doesn’t sound like much until you try to carry dead weight up two flights of stairs while hoping nobody asks questions.
Opening her up felt awkwardly clinical at first—a little too much plastic and bubble wrap—but then there she was: life size silicone sex doll in all her glory, staring blankly at the ceiling.
Movable Joints & Steel Skeleton: Not as Creepy as It Sounds
You know those horror movies where dolls move on their own? Yeah… this wasn’t like that at all (thank god). Norma has a steel skeleton with movable joints so you can pose her however you want—within reason—and nothing creaks or clicks ominously.
The flexibility is actually useful if you’re into photography or just want to set her up somewhere less obvious than sprawled across your bed like someone passed out at a party. Her arms and legs bend naturally enough; head turns without feeling flimsy or fragile.
Honestly though? Moving her around takes more effort than I expected—she’s solid but not stiff exactly… just heavy in an awkward way.
Details They Don’t Really Advertise
Here’s where it gets weirdly technical: hole depth stats are everywhere on these sites for some reason (like people compare them?). For Norma it’s vagina: 6.3 inches deep; anus: 5.1 inches deep—which sounds precise but feels sort of clinical when you’re reading it off a spec sheet instead of experiencing anything remotely sexy.
The skin texture surprised me most—it’s soft but not sticky or cold after sitting out for an hour or so; almost warm if the room isn’t freezing. Platinum silicone apparently makes all the difference compared to older models (or so forums claim).
And yes: vaginal and anal sex are possible because… well… obviously that’s kind of the point here?
Waiting Game & Shipping Realities
Nobody tells you how long three weeks feels until you’ve ordered something this expensive and specific online and have to wait through “processing” limbo before it even ships out internationally.
The free international shipping part was nice—not having to pay extra for delivery on top of everything else took away some guilt maybe—but honestly by week three I started doubting whether it would ever arrive at all (“customs must think I’m nuts”).
It showed up eventually though; no drama with delivery guys either since nobody knew what was inside except me and probably some bored warehouse worker halfway across the world.
Is She Worth It?
Well…
Here’s where being honest matters more than sounding cool or whatever: Norma isn’t going to replace real human company any time soon—I mean come on—but she did surprise me in ways I didn’t expect.
She looks young-ish (the model is definitely over 18—they say it everywhere), curvy in an actual human way instead of those absurd proportions you see sometimes online, blonde hair that isn’t too shiny-plastic looking unless sunlight hits just right… small details add up fast when something sits in your apartment long enough for dust to settle on her shoulders.
If nothing else—the experience made me rethink how judgmental people get about stuff they’ve never tried themselves. Maybe next time someone brings up life size silicone sex dolls in conversation (it happens more often than you'd think), I'll keep my skepticism dialed down... slightly anyway.
That said—still haven’t figured out where to store her when guests come over without raising eyebrows...
