A Tall, Freckled Stranger Arrives
Ramona showed up in a big, plain box. Not even a logo. If the neighbors saw it on my porch (and they definitely did), they probably thought I’d ordered another air purifier or maybe a small fridge. Nope. Just your average 5 foot 9 inch freckled blonde sex doll with a steel skeleton and joints that move more smoothly than my own knees.
The first thing you notice? She’s heavy—88 lbs is no joke when you’re dragging her through a hallway that suddenly feels much longer than usual. Her skin’s full silicone, cold at first but weirdly realistic after five minutes in room temperature. Those freckles aren’t painted on like some cheap toy either—they’re scattered just enough to make you wonder if someone spent way too long perfecting her face under fluorescent lights somewhere far away.
Details That Stick With You (Whether You Want Them To Or Not)
Okay, quick facts for anyone who wants the numbers: bust is 34.8 inches, under bust 27.1, waist 25.8, hips 38 (C-cup territory). Shoe size? Women’s 4.5-5, which means she’ll never borrow your sneakers or trip over your boots left out by the door.
But here’s what gets stuck in your brain—the “hole depth” section of the manual (yes there’s a manual). Vagina: 7.1 inches deep; anus: 6 inches deep. It’s one of those details that feels both clinical and oddly personal at the same time.
The Odd Quietness Of Living With A Life Size Silicone Sex Doll
I’m not sure what I expected from having an athletic blonde love doll in my apartment for weeks on end—maybe some kind of sitcom scenario where hijinks ensue? Instead it’s mostly quiet moments punctuated by me bumping into her shoulder while looking for socks.
She doesn’t judge when you eat cereal at midnight or forget to vacuum again (honestly, she doesn’t do anything except stand there or lie down wherever you put her). There’s something almost meditative about adjusting her pose—her steel skeleton lets her move more gracefully than most mannequins I’ve seen at department stores.
Shipping Takes Forever But At Least Nobody Knows What You Ordered
If patience isn’t your strong suit…well, Ramona might test it a little bit. Three weeks production plus another week or two for shipping means you’ll have plenty of time to second-guess yourself before she arrives. Free international shipping though—so there’s that minor victory.
Discreet packaging actually is discreet; nobody will know unless they open the box themselves (which would be weirdly bold). Still, every day waiting makes you wonder if this was really such an impulsive decision after all—or maybe that’s just me projecting onto cardboard boxes now.
An Accidental Conversation Starter (Or Ender)
Weirdly enough—I remember thinking this after moving her into my living room—you start noticing how friends react to objects they can’t quite explain away easily. Some people pretend not to see anything unusual; others ask questions and then regret asking immediately after hearing “life size silicone sex doll.” Either way, conversation shifts fast.
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There was one night where she caught the moonlight just right and looked almost alive—a little uncanny valley moment that made me laugh out loud alone in my kitchen because honestly who else would get it?
Is It Worth It?
Maybe That Isn’t Even The Right Question
You could focus on features: tall white body, big breasts, athletic build, movable joints—all very technical specs for something so strange to have around day-to-day. But owning Ramona is less about specs and more about…living with silence that fills up corners of your space differently than before.
Maybe I’ll get used to it—or maybe not—but either way she isn’t going anywhere soon (unless I finally find better storage options).
Anyway—if you ever wondered what life with a freckled blonde silicone roommate is like...it’s probably exactly as odd as you imagined but quieter somehow—and takes up more space than you'd think.
