There’s this thing that happens when you’ve been writing about sex dolls for a while.
You stop getting surprised by curves or clever marketing copy. But then, out of nowhere, something like Rita lands on your desk (well, not literally—she’s 77 lbs, and my back is already shot), and suddenly you catch yourself… pausing. Not because she’s a “life size silicone sex doll” (that’s almost standard now) but because there’s something in the details that feels different. Or maybe it just hits differently when you’re tired and slightly annoyed at your own curiosity.
The Size Thing Nobody Warns You About
She’s short. Like, actually short—5 feet tall, which is weirdly close to some people I know from college who always got overlooked at concerts. But here? It works. Rita is thick in all the right ways—a real “short thick sex doll” if ever there was one—and somehow her proportions don’t feel cartoonish or off-balance. Full hips that make jeans look like an afterthought, those round 26DD breasts (which are honestly more fun than they have any right to be), and a butt that… well, let’s say it doesn’t quit.
I remember thinking: Is this what people mean when they say “juicy”? I never use that word in real life. Maybe I should.
Texture: That Velvety Silicone Skin
You’d think after handling a few love dolls—sorry, “premium silicone sex dolls”—you’d get used to the texture of their skin. But every time I touch Rita’s arm or run my hand along her thigh (for research purposes… mostly), I’m caught off guard by how soft she feels. Not sticky or plasticky—the kind of velvety softness that makes you double-check if you’re dreaming or just losing it.
Her blue eyes have this odd glint too; sometimes they catch the light in a way that almost makes them seem alive. And those lips? Pouting just enough to tempt but not so much it looks silly.
All Those Customization Options
Here comes my little rant: why does everything need options now? Can’t anything be simple anymore? Yet—I’ll admit—it’s hard not to get sucked into tweaking things with Rita. Change her hair color? Sure. Want pubic hair? There’s a checkbox for that somewhere (probably buried under five other tabs). Moaning sound feature? Uh… okay, maybe not for me personally but apparently someone out there wants their life size silicone sex doll to talk back.
The built-in heating system though—that one made sense during winter when my apartment felt like an icebox.
Functionality Overload: Joints and Holes
Steel skeleton with movable joints means posing isn’t some awkward wrestling match—you can actually set her up however you want without feeling like you’re breaking expensive furniture (or her arm). Every joint clicks into place with satisfying precision; nothing floppy or frustrating.
And yes—I know what everyone really wants to know: the holes feel real enough to trick your brain for a second if you let yourself forget she isn’t breathing next to you. Vagina depth is 7 inches; anal is 6.7 inches (I looked it up twice because numbers rarely stick in my head these days).
Shipping Surprises & That Annoying Wait
Three weeks delivery time sounds fine until day ten rolls around and your tracking number still says “processing.” Free international shipping is nice though—even if waiting makes me grumble every morning before coffee kicks in.
Discreet packaging helps too—I’m not interested in explaining why there’s a five-foot box outside my door labeled anything other than “books.” No logos, no awkward conversations with neighbors who already think I’m weird for having groceries delivered twice a week.
A Tangent About Cuddling
Weirdly enough—maybe this says more about me than the product—the best part wasn’t even sexual at first. She fits perfectly against your chest on lazy afternoons when Netflix keeps asking if you’re still watching (“Yes! Stop judging me!”). Her weight feels substantial—not hollow or cheap—and there were moments where I almost forgot she was synthetic at all.
That probably sounds sadder than intended but whatever—it happened.
The Unfinished Bit
Anyway—Rita isn’t magic; she won’t fix loneliness or fold laundry for you while you nap on Sundays—but as far as realistic short thick sex dolls go? She nails what matters most: comfort where it counts, curves where they belong, and just enough custom options to keep things interesting without making your head spin.
Anyone who's spent time researching realistic silicone sex dolls knows that specs alone don't tell the whole story.
Not sure what else I expected from all this except maybe less surprise at how real things can feel once routine sets in.
Guess that's just how these reviews end up sometimes...
