Unboxing Hype vs.
Reality
I’ll admit, I wasn’t exactly sold on the idea of a life size silicone sex doll at first. All those ads with impossibly perfect bodies and weirdly vacant stares—they kind of freaked me out. But curiosity has its way, and Romee (yep, that’s her name) ended up on my doorstep in what must be the most discreet packaging I’ve ever seen. No branding, no awkward labels—just a plain box. If you’re worried about nosy neighbors or judgmental delivery guys… well, this part is handled.
Anyone who's spent time researching realistic silicone sex dolls knows that specs alone don't tell the whole story.
The box sat there for half a day before I even opened it. There’s something oddly intimidating about lifting 95 lbs of molded silicone from cardboard—she’s 5 feet 7 inches tall (170 cm), which is taller than some people I know. And heavy in a way you don’t expect until you try to move her yourself.
Details That Actually Matter (Or Don’t)
Okay, features get thrown around like confetti on product pages: steel skeleton with movable joints, big boobs (C cup—not cartoonish but definitely not subtle), long legs, tan skin that’s just slightly too perfect to pass as real. The measurements are all listed—bust: 34.5 inches, under bust: 28 inches, waist: 25 inches, hips: 37 inches—but honestly? It doesn’t quite prepare you for seeing them up close.
Her face is… well, Nordic blonde was accurate enough. Athletic vibe—kind of young looking but not childlike (thankfully). Everything from the big butt to the custom details feels engineered to hit some fantasy checklist.
The “hole depth” stuff always sounds clinical online—vagina: 7 inches deep; anus: 6 inches—but when you’re actually holding this thing? It feels less like shopping specs and more like quietly wondering who measured these things and why.
Using Her Is… Complicated
Here’s where my skepticism really kicked in. The steel skeleton means she moves pretty realistically—you can pose her legs or arms without feeling like she’ll snap in half—but getting her into position isn’t exactly effortless. She’s solid muscle (well, silicone pretending to be muscle), so if your back isn’t great? You notice fast.
Vaginal and anal options are both possible—I tried both because why wouldn’t I after spending this much money—and yes, they work as advertised. Not going into graphic detail here; let’s just say it’s not “the real thing,” but it isn’t disappointing either if you adjust expectations slightly downward.
Cleaning her afterward is another story entirely—a process nobody talks about enough—which made me wish for an instruction manual written by someone who actually uses these dolls instead of corporate copywriters.
Shipping & Waiting Game
Three weeks felt longer than expected—I kept checking tracking updates even though nothing changed for days at a time. Processing took almost two weeks alone before she shipped internationally (for free though; credit where due). When she finally arrived after nearly a month total… relief mixed with mild regret? Hard to describe exactly.
Discreet packaging worked perfectly but waiting that long tests your patience if impulse purchases are your weakness.
Unexpected Tangent About Shoes
Weirdly enough—the one thing I didn’t expect to care about was shoe size. Women’s US 6-6.5 fits perfectly on Romee’s feet which means actual shoes look good on her if dressing up is your thing (or you want photos that don’t scream “sex doll”). Small detail maybe but it made her seem more complete somehow?
And yeah—long legs do make clothing choices easier since standard women’s clothes fit decently well for the most part unless you go super tight or super short.
One Last Contradiction
I keep circling back to the feeling of having something so lifelike yet obviously artificial sitting in my living room—it messes with your head after a while. Sometimes she looks almost too real from across the room and sometimes it hits how obviously not alive she is when moving her around reveals all those hidden joints under silicone skin.
Would I recommend Romee specifically? Maybe—not sure everyone will want a tall athletic blonde with big breasts and an ass sculpted by committee—but as far as life size silicone sex dolls go… she does what she promises without any nasty surprises hiding behind marketing fluff.
If anything changes down the line—or if cleaning gets easier—I might revisit this whole experiment again someday.
