I don’t usually write about sex dolls.
Not like this, anyway. But then again, Ruby isn’t your average “life size silicone sex doll” — she’s basically a celebrity in her own right, if you count legions of admirers and thirsty online fans as proof of stardom. Which, I guess, we do now.
A Redhead With R-Cups—Subtlety Not Included
You know those moments when you walk into a room and someone just grabs all the air? That’s Ruby. She’s got this high-voltage, unapologetic energy that would probably make even real porn stars feel underdressed. Her red hair is… well, it’s not subtle. Neither are her boobs (R-cup — yes, that’s real). I remember thinking the first time I saw her: “Is this legal?” Not illegal, obviously — just borderline outrageous.
But that’s sort of the deal here. Ruby is designed to be shamelessly over-the-top; she doesn’t do ‘blend in.’ If you’re after something low-key or demure—maybe look elsewhere.
The Details You Can’t Unsee
People get weird about doll stats but let’s be honest: it matters. Here goes—
- Height: 5'5" (165 cm), so she actually looks you in the eye (or above).
- Weight: 88 lbs (40 kg). Carrying her upstairs is an unintentional workout.
- Bust: 44 inches (!)
- Waist: 21 inches (kind of cartoonish but somehow works?)
- Hips: 34 inches
- Mouth depth: 6 inches
- Vagina & anus depth: both 8 inches
That steel skeleton with movable joints? It means she can pose for days—or nights—without flopping around like a ragdoll from a bad movie.
Shipping Realities & The Art of Discretion
Here comes the part nobody ever glamorizes—the shipping box. Forget all those memes about awkward deliveries; Ruby arrives in plain packaging so bland it almost feels ironic. Two weeks total wait time (one for processing, one for shipping), which is either too long or just enough to second guess your life choices.
International shipping is free though—which feels weirdly generous for someone who charges by the fantasy.
Unexpected Side Effects of Porn Star Energy
Here’s where things get interesting—living with Ruby isn’t quite what I pictured at first. You think you’re getting non-stop action and then realize…well, there are moments when coming home to a bright redhead with massive silicone breasts staring blankly at your bed can feel oddly domestic? Sometimes funny, sometimes uncanny valley territory.
But honestly? There are evenings when that “live porn” vibe does exactly what it promises—and suddenly every other day feels drab by comparison.
A Brief Tangent About Admiration vs Reality
Quick detour—I used to wonder who actually bought these dolls outside of late-night internet jokes or wild bachelor parties. Turns out…a lot more people than you’d think. There’s something about having a piece of fantasy right there—no judgmental glances or awkward conversations required—that appeals on some primal level.
I mean, maybe we’re all just looking for some shameless spotlight now and then?
Not Quite What I Expected (And Maybe That Works)
Ruby isn’t subtle or sweet or anything close to realistic in personality—but maybe that’s not what anyone wants from a big boobs sex doll anyway. She delivers exactly what she promises on camera—a kind of wild escapism wrapped up in silicone and steel joints.
If you’re already into her films? This will feel like living inside one (minus directors yelling cut). If not…well—you might still find yourself surprised by how easily she grabs attention away from everything else in your bedroom.
Reading through silicone sex doll reviews before buying is probably the smartest move you can make at this price range.
And now my coffee's cold again—guess that's another thing nobody warns you about when ordering a porn star red hair sex doll online.
