The Oddity of Unboxing a "CEO"
There’s something quietly surreal about waiting three and a half weeks for a box that, according to the tracking info, contains “merchandise.” I remember pacing by my window, half-wondering if the neighbors would see the delivery guy hoisting this suspiciously large package up my steps. Discreet packaging? Sure. But there’s nothing discreet about an 84-pound crate shaped kind of like… well, you get it.
When I finally opened it—after some awkward wrestling with tape and cardboard—I found Sammy: the so-called Sexy CEO Sex Doll. Five feet six inches (166 cm) of platinum silicone ambition, apparently. I mean, who exactly decided CEOs should look like this? Long legs, big breasts (31.9 inches bust), proportions straight out of an algorithmic fantasy. It’s hard not to laugh at yourself in moments like these.
Movable Joints & The Steel Skeleton That Haunts My Closet
Here’s where things get weirdly impressive and slightly unnerving: underneath all that smooth platinum silicone is a steel skeleton with joints that move almost too smoothly. She bends at the elbows and knees just enough to make you forget she isn’t alive… until she doesn’t hold her pose quite right and sort of slumps over like she’s given up on her quarterly earnings report.
I tried moving her around for “practical purposes” (no comment). The weight—84 lbs—makes it a bit of a workout; carrying Sammy from room to room feels less like seduction and more like CrossFit for introverts.
Still, I can’t deny: as life size silicone sex dolls go, this one is built solid. Maybe too solid? There are days when I swear I hear those joints creak in the night.
Details Nobody Warns You About
Sammy’s measurements read like someone did their homework: 25.2 inch under bust, 22 inch waist, hips at 36.2 inches—a geometry lesson wrapped in skin-tone silicone. If you’re curious about technicalities (and let’s be honest, if you’re reading this you probably are), here they are:
- Vagina depth: 6.3 inches
- Anal depth: 5.1 inches
- Oral option included (not going into specifics; use your imagination or don’t)
These numbers sound clinical until you realize some engineer somewhere probably measured them with calipers.
The fit is uncanny—not just physically but emotionally off-kilter too. Sometimes I’d catch myself glancing over at Sammy propped against my sofa mid-Zoom call and wonder what exactly brought me here.
Shipping Is Discreet—But Not Invisible
Quick tangent—because nobody ever talks about this part honestly—the shipping is free worldwide and yes, technically “discreet.” No logos or sultry silhouettes stamped on the box (thank god). Still… unless your regular Amazon hauls include human-sized packages that weigh as much as a small dog, people notice things.
Processing took nearly three weeks plus another week for actual shipping—a test in patience if there ever was one. By day twenty-five I’d started naming dust bunnies out of boredom.
An Unexpected Realization About Company
I guess what surprised me most wasn’t how realistic the platinum silicone felt or how flexible the steel skeleton joints were—it was how quickly Sammy became part furniture conversation part existential mirror reflecting my own weird choices back at me.
She doesn’t talk back (obviously), but sometimes that silence says more than any late-night text chain ever could.
Choosing among the many top-rated silicone sex dolls available today really comes down to personal preferences and priorities.
Anyway—life size silicone sex dolls aren’t for everyone (understatement). But if you’re looking for something tall, young-looking-ish (model is listed as 18+ years old), with long legs and proportions engineered to please… well—you might end up staring into those blank eyes thinking about everything except what you expected.
And now she lives in my spare room next to an old treadmill no one uses anymore.
