The Unlikely Arrival of Saylor
You ever order something online and just... keep checking your tracking number, like it’s Christmas morning for grown-ups? That was me, waiting for Saylor. Not a person, obviously. A life size silicone sex doll. Florida vacation vibes in a box, or so the site promised. I remember thinking: is this going to be weird? (Spoiler: yes, but not always in the way you’d expect.)
First Glance—Well, She’s Real Enough
When she finally arrived—three weeks after my impulsive click—the box looked like it might contain IKEA furniture or maybe a suspiciously heavy surfboard. Discreet packaging is no joke; even my nosy neighbor Brenda had no idea what was up.
Opening it felt oddly ceremonial. There she was: 5 feet 6 inches of silicone optimism, blonde hair sort of tousled like she’d just come off Miami Beach. Athletic build, big breasts (like… really big), fit in that sculpted way only dolls and certain Instagram influencers manage.
The numbers are wild—bust at 37 inches, waist cinched at 23.6, hips out to nearly 40. H-cup territory if you’re into stats (I guess some people are). She weighs about 90 pounds which doesn’t sound like much until you try moving her upstairs solo and regret all your life choices.
Movable Joints & Steel Skeletons—Not as Creepy as It Sounds
Here’s where things get interesting—or slightly uncanny valley depending on your mood that day. Saylor has a steel skeleton with joints that actually move pretty smoothly (maybe too smoothly?). You can pose her sitting by the pool if you want those Florida vacation vibes to feel extra authentic.
Her skin is ultra realistic silicone—not sticky or plasticky. More like… hmm… cold at first but then surprisingly lifelike when you warm her up under a blanket or let her sit out in the sun for a bit (not too long though; heat + silicone = bad news).
The Details People Pretend Not To Ask About
Let’s not tiptoe around: yes, vaginal, anal and oral sex is possible with Saylor. The “hole depth” specs are listed right there on the website—vagina at 6.7 inches deep, anus at 6.6 inches (someone out there probably measured with calipers), mouth at just over five inches.
Not every full size silicone sex doll is created equal, so paying attention to materials and build quality really matters in the long run.
It’s almost clinical how they write it up but in reality? Well… it works as advertised. The experience is less awkward than I expected once you get past your own internal monologue (“Am I really doing this?”). Clean-up takes more effort than romance novels would have you believe.
Unexpected Perks & Oddities
Shipping is free internationally—which feels generous until you realize these things aren’t exactly lightweight carry-ons for your next trip to Key West.
Shoe size? Women’s US 6-6.5 if dressing her up matters to you (it does add something strange). Sometimes I’d leave her sitting by my window wearing sunglasses and an old Marlins cap just to see if anyone noticed from outside.
One thing that surprised me: how sturdy she feels thanks to that internal skeleton—you can shift her arms and legs without worrying about breaking anything important unless you’re actively trying to fail basic physics.
A Tangent About Timing
The processing time threw me off—a solid two-to-three weeks before shipping even starts? Patience isn’t my strong suit but honestly after unboxing Saylor I kind of got why they need time to make everything right (or as right as possible when assembling an athletic blonde companion from scratch).
If instant gratification is your thing… maybe look elsewhere? But if anticipation spices things up for you—even ironically—it adds this odd sense of build-up.
Where Curiosity Meets Reality
Owning an ultra realistic silicone sex doll wasn’t exactly on my bucket list growing up—but here we are anyway. There’s something both absurd and fascinating about having such a detailed figure lounging around your apartment; sometimes it feels like performance art gone wrong (or maybe accidentally right).
Is Saylor worth considering for someone curious about life size dolls with athletic proportions and all those customizable features? Probably depends on what kind of adventure—or misadventure—you’re looking for during your next staycation or Florida-inspired fantasy run.
Anyway—I still catch myself glancing over sometimes expecting her to blink or ask about sunscreen recommendations for Clearwater Beach—but no luck yet.
