Unexpected Realities of a Full Silicone Sex Doll
Ever thought you’d find yourself googling “life size silicone sex doll” at 2am? Yeah, me neither. Yet here we are—me with my laptop half-charged and Sia (not the singer, but the Australian bombshell sex doll) staring back from the screen with those slightly-too-perfect eyes. There’s something almost comical about it. Maybe it’s her proportions: 5 feet 5 inches tall (that’s 165 cm for metric fans), legs that go on forever, and a waist combo straight out of a sketch artist’s fantasy. Skinny, tall, white, young—like someone ordered “generic hotness” off a menu.
But hang on—there’s more to this story than just numbers.
Movable Joints and Steel Skeletons: The Oddly Human Details
Here’s where things get weirdly impressive. Sia isn’t just some floppy mannequin; she has a steel skeleton with movable joints. I remember thinking—whoever engineered this must’ve either been very lonely or extremely dedicated to realism. You can bend her arms and legs into all sorts of positions without worrying she’ll snap in half like cheap plastic furniture.
The market for life size silicone sex dolls has expanded dramatically in recent years, making honest reviews more important than ever.
There’s a tactile strangeness to full silicone dolls like this one. They’re heavy (79 lbs or 36 kg), which surprised me when I tried lifting her for the first time. Not exactly “throw over your shoulder and run up the stairs” light—but hey, realism comes at a price.
Anatomy Lessons No One Prepared Me For
Let’s talk specifics because apparently people want measurements down to the last millimeter:
- Bust: 32 inches
- Waist: 21.7 inches
- Hips: 34.6 inches
But then there are these…other stats you don’t see on regular dating profiles:
- Vagina depth: 7.1 inches
- Anus depth: 6 inches
Not sure what else to say except—I guess you could call that generous? It feels odd measuring intimacy in inches but here we are.
Shipping Surprises & Discreet Packaging Failsafe
I was halfway convinced my nosy neighbor would catch wind of this whole thing but turns out—the box is completely plain and unlabeled. Discreet packaging is real! Still had minor anxiety watching the delivery guy haul what looked suspiciously like an upright coffin up my porch steps.
Processing takes three weeks plus another week for shipping (so four weeks total). That wait felt longer than most relationships I’ve had lately but at least international shipping is free—a small mercy in an otherwise expensive experiment.
A Tangent About Long Legs & Awkward Storage
One thing nobody mentions about these life size dolls—they take up space. Sia's long legs mean she doesn’t exactly tuck away under your bed unless you have NBA player furniture dimensions going on in your room.
There was one night I tripped over her foot in the dark and nearly gave myself a concussion trying to explain why there were toes sticking out from under my blanket when friends came over later that week.
Cautiously Optimistic (With Reservations)
Here’s where it gets tricky—I’m not saying everyone needs an Australian bombshell sex doll named Sia lounging around their apartment like some surreal roommate situation… But if you’re curious? If you want something that feels both absurdly artificial and strangely lifelike? Well, she delivers on both counts.
Just be prepared for questions you never thought you’d have to answer—or ask yourself—for that matter.
Anyway... maybe next time I'll write about storage hacks for giant silicone roommates who don’t pay rent or eat your leftovers. Or maybe not.
