Not What I Expected (But, You Know, in a Good Way)
I mean—let’s just get this out there. When you hear “curvy blonde sex doll,” your brain probably goes straight to the usual clichés. I know mine did. But then Sienna showed up (not literally; she took her sweet time), and things started getting oddly... interesting.
Anyway, first thing: she’s tall. Like, 5 feet 3 inches tall. That’s 163 cm if you’re into the metric system—or pretending to be more cultured than you really are. She looks almost intimidating standing there, which is a weird thing to say about a life size silicone sex doll, but here we are.
The Numbers Game
Let me just rattle off some stats because people seem to care about those—especially online shoppers who treat these things like buying car tires or something.
- Height: 5’3” (163 cm)
- Weight: 95 lbs (43 kg)
- Bust: 40 inches
- Underbust: 22.4 inches
- Waist: 27 inches
- Hips: 36.5 inches
The numbers don’t lie—she’s got that classic “big boobs” look dialed in with an I-cup chest that honestly made me do a double-take when unboxing her. And yes, the boobs are silicone too; they’re not going anywhere.
Oh, and for the folks who need specifics (because someone always asks):
Vagina depth? Six inches. Anus? Five and a half. There it is—awkward details out of the way.
Movable Joints & Steel Skeletons
Now for the part nobody tells you about until you’ve spent too much money on one of these things—the skeleton situation.
Anyone who's spent time researching realistic silicone sex dolls knows that specs alone don't tell the whole story.
Sienna has this steel skeleton with movable joints, so posing is actually possible without feeling like you’re wrestling an inflatable pool toy from the ‘90s. Her legs bend naturally (well… as natural as it gets), and her arms can hold positions for photos or whatever else people do with their life size silicone sex dolls when nobody’s watching.
You start noticing little things after a while—a subtle curve here, a slight tilt there—that make her presence feel strangely lifelike in certain lighting conditions. It’s quietly impressive how much difference those small design choices make.
Discreet Delivery & The Waiting Game
Shipping was… let’s call it “an exercise in patience.” Three weeks processing plus another week for delivery means you’ll have plenty of time to question your decisions before she arrives at your door in an aggressively plain box (no branding at all). It almost feels like ordering contraband—but less exciting and more awkwardly responsible?
Free international shipping sounds nice until you realize four weeks feels longer than advertised when anticipation builds up every day like some sort of bizarre countdown calendar.
A Tangent About Legs
Quick detour—I never thought I’d notice this much about artificial legs but here we are again. Sienna has long legs that somehow manage to look both sculpted and soft at once, which makes dressing her up kind of fun if slightly surreal.
It’s odd how quickly your brain normalizes having a busty blonde mannequin propped up against your couch while Netflix runs in the background.
The Subtle Realization
There was this moment—I remember thinking it while adjusting her pose—that maybe these dolls aren’t just about obvious stuff like “big breasts” or whatever keyword marketers throw around online. There’s something oddly comforting about having control over every detail without judgment or surprise reactions.
Not sure what that says about modern loneliness or human nature but hey—it lingers in the back of my mind sometimes when passing by Sienna on my way to grab coffee in the morning.
Is She Worth It?
I’m not handing out recommendations here—just sharing what happened and letting it hang awkwardly because life rarely wraps itself up neatly anyway. If you want big boobs on a curvy blonde sex doll who looks good under bad apartment lighting and ships discreetly across borders… well, now you know where Sienna fits into all that messiness.
Maybe next time I’ll write about something even stranger—if there is such a thing anymore.
