The Box Arrives (Eventually)
Three and a half weeks. Not that I was counting, but really—what else do you do when you’ve ordered a life size silicone sex doll and suddenly your entire browser history is just “shipping updates” and “how discreet is discreet packaging, anyway?” Turns out, the box is plain enough that even my nosiest neighbor just shrugged and went back to watering her plants. That’s… something.
Unboxing: A Blonde Moment
You ever open something so heavy it feels like moving an actual person? 86 pounds, give or take. Taliyah isn’t exactly subtle about her presence. I remember thinking—did I just order furniture? Nope, just a five-foot-six ultra realistic silicone sex doll with proportions that would make cartoonists jealous. Big breasts, obviously. Blonde hair so shiny it almost looks expensive (almost).
She’s got this whole Venetian courtesan thing going on, which is oddly specific for a product description but sure, why not? Maybe someone out there has always dreamed of Renaissance roleplay in their studio apartment.
Details You Can’t Unsee
The steel skeleton with movable joints is both impressive and slightly unnerving. You can pose her arms and legs pretty much however you want—which sounds fun until you’re trying to get her to sit upright on your bed without toppling over like some kind of silicone Jenga tower.
Measurements are… well, they’re detailed. Bust: 37.7 inches (yes, really). Waist: 28.3 inches. Hips: 39.3 inches (which honestly makes jeans shopping look simple by comparison). Cup size H—because moderation left the chat ages ago.
And then there’s the hole depth stats—vagina at 6.7 inches, anus at 6.6 inches, mouth at 5.1 inches—which feel less like specs and more like trivia you’ll never admit to knowing.
Functionality vs Fantasy
Vaginal, anal and oral sex are all possible (that’s what they say), though the reality of maneuvering an eighty-six pound silicone courtesan into position after work isn’t quite as effortless as certain websites would have you believe.
Steel skeleton or not, she doesn’t exactly help out—and those “movable joints” creak sometimes in a way that makes me think of old pirate ships instead of Venice canals.
Still… ultra realistic is not an exaggeration here; the skin texture alone could probably fool someone in low light after two glasses of wine.
Shipping Realities & Waiting Games
Free international shipping sounds great until you realize three to four weeks feels longer when anticipation meets awkwardness (“No Mom—I swear it’s just gym equipment”). Processing time drags on forever; tracking info refreshes become ritualistic; eventually you forget what day it shipped at all.
It took me a while to appreciate the differences between various life size silicone sex dolls, but once you see a well-made one in person, the quality speaks for itself.
But when she finally arrives—discreet box and all—you sort of realize how surreal this whole thing has been from start to finish.
A Tangent About Shoes
Weirdly enough—she wears women’s size 6-6.5 shoes. Why does this detail stick with me? Maybe because shopping for tiny shoes online felt weirder than anything else about owning a life size sex doll in the first place.
I ended up buying sparkly heels meant for prom night because nothing else seemed right for a Venetian courtesan who lives in my closet most days anyway.
Living With Taliyah
Here’s the part nobody talks about: storage logistics are real when your roommate decides to clean under your bed unannounced or friends come over unexpectedly (“Whoops—that's... uh... art?”).
Cleaning routines become part of your week in ways you didn’t expect—a reminder that fantasy always comes with maintenance nobody wants to mention out loud.
But every now and then I catch myself glancing over at her propped against the wall—the blonde hair catching some late afternoon sun—and wonder how many other people are living parallel realities with their own ultra realistic silicone companions quietly waiting behind closed doors somewhere nearby.
Anyway—I should probably go check if those sparkly heels fit yet.
