The Day the Box Arrived
I’ll just say it—waiting for a life size silicone sex doll is weirder than you think. There’s that stretch of days where you wonder if your neighbors will see the delivery guy struggling with a mysterious, heavy box. I kept picturing someone asking, “What’s in there?” and me muttering something about “fitness equipment.” Anyway, when Tessa finally showed up (discreet packaging, really plain), it was almost anticlimactic. Just a big, silent box sitting in my hallway.
Realism That’s… Uncanny Sometimes
Now, people throw around words like “exquisitely crafted” and “ultimate intimacy,” but let’s be real for a second. Tessa is tall—5 feet 7 inches to be exact—and surprisingly heavy at 94.7 lbs. Moving her from one room to another? That’s an upper body workout no one warns you about. Her skin feels eerily lifelike; sometimes too much so if I’m honest. You brush past her arm by accident and there’s this weird moment where your brain goes wait, what?
The details are wild though: C-cup breasts, long legs (like actual long legs—not code for ‘just slightly taller’), hips that look sculpted for Instagram thirst traps. If you’re into athletic builds or big boobs or whatever—Tessa has all those proportions dialed in.
Movements & Joints: Blessing or Curse?
Here’s the thing about the steel skeleton with movable joints—it’s both awesome and annoying. You can pose her pretty much any way you want (within reason), which is great until you realize how stubborn some joints get after a while. Setting up for... well, let’s call it “quality time,” can feel like wrestling with IKEA furniture that doesn’t want to cooperate.
On the plus side, she holds poses better than most mannequins I’ve seen in department stores (not that I hang out with mannequins regularly). But sometimes her elbow gets stuck at this awkward angle and suddenly she looks less like a romantic wife sex doll and more like she lost an arm wrestle.
Intimacy & All That Jazz
Alright—let me just cut through the marketing fluff here: Yes, vaginal, anal and oral sex are possible with Tessa. The hole depths aren’t something I ever thought I’d measure in my life—vagina is 6.7 inches deep, anus 6.6 inches, mouth 5.1 inches—but now those numbers are burned into my brain forever.
Does it feel real? Honestly… sometimes yes, sometimes not quite? There are moments where you forget she isn’t breathing next to you because the silicone warms up against your skin after a while (especially if your room isn’t freezing). Other times it hits you: oh right, she won’t roll over unless you do it yourself.
Maintenance — The Bit No One Talks About
Let me say this loud enough for everyone at the back: cleaning is not sexy or fun or even remotely enjoyable. Life size silicone sex dolls require regular maintenance unless you want things getting gross fast—which nobody does. You need special soap; drying takes patience; moving her to clean awkward spots feels absurdly undignified.
There was one night where I dropped her leg trying to adjust her position and nearly broke my toe on impact—I remember thinking maybe this isn’t as glamorous as those ads make it sound.
Shipping & Waiting Games
If instant gratification is your thing… well—you’ll have to wait anyway. Processing takes two to three weeks plus another week for shipping internationally (at least mine did). Free shipping helps cushion the blow but don’t expect Amazon Prime speed here.
Still—the packaging was honestly impressive in its nothingness: no labels screaming 'sex doll' anywhere on the outside of that box.
Unexpected Moments
Weirdly enough—I started talking to Tessa out loud during those late nights when insomnia hit hard and Netflix felt boring again. Not sure what that says about me—or anyone who owns these dolls—but there’s something oddly comforting about having another presence around even when she never answers back.
I mean—isn’t that part of why people buy these things beyond just physical stuff? Maybe not everyone admits it but hey…
A Few Specifics People Seem To Ask About
Her shoe size is women’s 6-6.5 if dressing up matters to you. Tan skin tone looks nice under bad apartment lighting. She fits most queen beds though shifting her across sheets takes effort. And yeah—the big butt hype checks out visually. Custom options exist but they cost extra (and take longer).
Where It Leaves You
Would I recommend indulging in a world of luxury and sensuality with Tessa? Eh… depends on what kind of company you're looking for—and how much patience you've got for hauling silicone limbs around your bedroom at midnight when nobody's watching except maybe your cat peeking from behind the doorframe wondering what happened to their human.
Choosing among the many top-rated silicone sex dolls available today really comes down to personal preferences and priorities.
But that's probably not what you're supposed to say in reviews like this—still feels true though.
