What Actually Arrived at My Door
I’ll be honest—ordering a life size silicone sex doll online felt sort of absurd. The whole thing seemed like one of those products you see in the seedier corners of the internet, where everything looks too good (or weird) to be real. But curiosity got me, and I ended up with Tuesday: Posh Teen Sex Doll on my shipping tracker. Not that I bragged about it to anyone, but hey, here we are.
She showed up in this totally boring box—no labels, nothing to give away what was inside. If my neighbor had seen it, they’d have thought it was just another Amazon mistake. Discreet packaging actually means something here. Took almost four weeks from order to doorstep; three for processing and another for shipping. That wait felt longer than expected, but maybe that’s just anticipation messing with time.
First Encounter (If You Can Call It That)
Unpacking her was…weirdly clinical? She’s 5 feet 2 inches tall (160 cm), which is taller than you’d think when you’re hauling 60 pounds out of a cardboard coffin. Full silicone body—cold at first touch but not unpleasantly so—and definitely no cheap plastic vibes.
The proportions look pretty realistic: C-cup chest (32.3 inches bust), underbust at 26.3 inches, waist just under 25 inches, hips hitting around 36 and a half inches. Honestly? Closer to an actual person than I’d expected from any kind of “love doll.” And yes—I checked—the model is listed as over 18 years old.
It took me a while to appreciate the differences between various life size silicone sex dolls, but once you see a well-made one in person, the quality speaks for itself.
Features I Didn’t Think Would Matter (But Somehow Do)
I thought features like an EVO skeleton or gel breasts were marketing fluff—until I fiddled with them myself (yeah, awkward sentence). The skeleton makes her poseable in ways that aren’t stiff or robotic; she can sit upright without slumping over like a ragdoll after five minutes.
Gel breasts feel…different from the rest of the body? There’s some give there that regular silicone doesn’t have—it’s subtle but noticeable if you’re paying attention.
Then there’s the Real Oral Sex mouth—enhanced mouth design or whatever they call it—which actually works for oral play because it has depth (5.1 inches). Vagina goes about 6.7 inches deep; anus is nearly six inches too (5.9"). More detail than most people probably want unless they’re shopping for specifics—but if you’re reading this far? Maybe details matter more than you think.
The Blonde Factor
Blonde hair on dolls always looked fake to me in pictures online—like costume wigs glued onto mannequins—but Tuesday pulls it off better than most I’ve seen floating around forums or reviews. No glaring seams along her scalp either; small victory there.
Her face isn’t cartoonish or exaggerated either—a lot less uncanny valley than expected for something labeled as a “posh teen sex doll.” Still feels odd calling her by name though…maybe that fades after a while? Or maybe not.
Unexpected Impressions
Here’s where things shift gears—a part of me wanted to roll my eyes through the whole unboxing and setup process, convinced this was all hype and no substance…but after setting her up and seeing how she holds poses naturally thanks to that EVO skeleton thing? Quietly impressed would be an understatement—not quite awe, but something close enough for someone who started out skeptical.
Maintenance is still work though: cleaning takes effort since everything detaches and needs washing separately if you want things hygienic long-term. Not glamorous at all—but necessary unless you enjoy hospital bills later on down the line.
Tangent: Shipping Anxiety Is Real
Weird side note—the anxiety waiting for delivery never really gets mentioned in other reviews I’ve read about life size silicone sex dolls. You start imagining every possible scenario where your package gets lost or misdelivered (“What if my boss signs for it?”). Turns out none of those happened—the tracking worked fine and nobody batted an eye during drop-off—but those few weeks dragged by slower than molasses anyway.
Would I Recommend?
Depends who’s asking—I mean if someone genuinely wants a high-end full silicone sex doll with solid build quality and realistic features (vaginal options all included), then yeah…I guess Tuesday delivers what she promises without feeling cheap or creepy once she’s set up in your space.
Still feels strange writing this out loud—or typing it anyway—but sometimes skepticism gets quietly replaced by surprise when reality lands differently than you expect.
And now my cat keeps staring at her from across the room like he knows something I don’t.
