(A Skeptical User’s Take)
Unpacking My Curiosity
I’ll admit it: I was never one of those people who just buys a life size silicone sex doll on a whim. Too many questions, too much weird marketing, and honestly—too many horror stories floating around forums. But something about Vivi (the so-called “Rockstar Groupie Sex Doll”) kept popping up in my searches. Maybe it was the promise of “big boobs” and “long legs,” maybe it was the whole groupie fantasy thing. Or maybe I just wanted to see if these things are anywhere near what they claim online.
I spent weeks reading reviews, most of which sounded suspiciously robotic or… let’s say, overly enthusiastic. Still, after some cautious optimism (and a little boredom), I caved and ordered her.
The Details They Don’t Really Advertise
Here’s where things get less glossy: this is not a light package. At 75 lbs (34 kg), Vivi is heavier than she looks in those polished photos. Dragging her box inside felt like sneaking home with an awkward secret—but at least the packaging really was discreet. No labels, nothing that screamed “sex doll” at my neighbor or the delivery guy.
The measurements are all over the product page—bust: 33 inches, waist: 26.4 inches, hips: 38.2 inches—almost clinical in their precision. She stands at five feet four inches tall (166 cm), which means she takes up real space in your room; not something you can stuff under your bed unless you’re into furniture Tetris.
Movable Joints?
Yes… But Also No
The steel skeleton with movable joints sounds high-tech until you try posing her for the first time. There’s resistance—sometimes stiff enough to make me worry I’d snap something off by mistake—and while yes, she does hold positions eventually… let’s just say it isn’t always graceful getting there.
Still, compared to cheaper models I’ve seen friends regret buying, Vivi definitely feels more solid and less like she’ll collapse mid-use.
About That Big Ass & Boobs Thing
Not gonna lie—it’s kind of surreal seeing how much detail goes into making these dolls look “real.” The big breasts are there; same with the big ass everyone keeps mentioning in reviews (maybe too often). Silicone feels surprisingly close to skin when it isn’t cold from sitting out overnight—which happens more than you expect unless you have central heating cranked up.
But here’s something nobody tells you: sometimes that realism is unsettling if you’re not prepared for it. Sometimes I’d walk past her at night and do a double-take because she looked almost alive out of the corner of my eye.
Functionality vs Fantasy
Vivi offers vaginal and anal options—vagina depth is listed as 7 inches, anus at 6.3 inches—which seems oddly specific but actually matters if that sort of thing matters to you (it might). In use? Feels good enough that I stopped thinking about numbers pretty quickly.
There’s still a mental hurdle if this is your first time with any love doll—at least there was for me—but once that faded away... well, calling it “just masturbation” doesn’t quite fit anymore.
Three Weeks Isn’t Instant Gratification
Processing plus shipping took exactly three weeks as promised—not Amazon Prime speed but also not forever considering what’s being shipped across borders here. Free international shipping helped justify the price tag a bit in my head; still stung though.
Weirdly enough, waiting made me second-guess whether this was dumb or desperate or both—a feeling that didn’t totally go away even after opening her up for the first time.
It took me a while to appreciate the differences between various life size silicone sex dolls, but once you see a well-made one in person, the quality speaks for itself.
A Tangent About Storage—and Life With Her Around
This part caught me off guard: where do people put these things? She doesn’t fold up small or disappear into thin air when guests drop by unexpectedly. After some trial and error involving closets and blankets (which looked sketchy anyway), I settled on giving her half my wardrobe space—a compromise between convenience and secrecy that probably says something about modern loneliness but whatever.
Sometimes now when friends come over unannounced… yeah, mild panic sets in until they leave again.
Is It Worth It?
If you want honesty—the answer depends on why you’re even looking at life size silicone sex dolls like Vivi in the first place. If it’s pure curiosity or novelty? Maybe rent one first if that exists where you live; otherwise prepare for mixed feelings alongside everything else she brings into your apartment.
But if what you want is something more tactile than porn but less complicated than dating right now… then yeah—I guess she delivers on most promises without feeling like another scammy impulse buy off late-night internet rabbit holes.
I don’t know if owning a rockstar groupie sex doll makes me cooler or lonelier or just weirder than before—but three months later, she hasn’t ended up gathering dust either.
That probably counts for something—even if I'm still figuring out exactly what.
