What Even Is This, Really?
You ever scroll past something online and just stop, squinting at your screen? That was me with the Weilan, this “Asian Goddess” sex doll that looks like it’s engineered for a very specific type of fantasy. I mean, sure—there’s a whole market for life size silicone sex dolls (it’s 2024, nothing surprises me), but this one… D-Cup, 5 feet 2 inches tall (158 cm), all those proportions listed out like you’re buying a car instead of, well, an adult companion.
Honestly, I didn’t buy into the hype at first. There’s always some ad promising “the most realistic experience.” Usually ends up feeling awkward or just plain weird. But curiosity wins sometimes.
Details — Maybe Too Many
Let’s get into it: Weilan weighs about 59 lbs (27 kg). Not exactly featherlight but not impossible to move around either. Her bust is 32 inches; waist is 21.2; hips are 32.7 — which is… pretty close to what you’d see in certain magazines from the early 2000s? The site lists everything down to hole depths (vagina and anus: both 7.1 inches; oral: only if you get the “enhanced mouth”, then it’s 5.9 inches).
That level of detail made me pause—who needs to know this much? Then again, maybe people do care when shopping for a silicone sex doll that costs as much as a decent smartphone.
Choosing among the many top-rated silicone sex dolls available today really comes down to personal preferences and priorities.
Movable Joints & Steel Skeleton — But Is It Actually Useful?
They say she has a steel skeleton with movable joints so you can pose her however you want (within reason—I tried crossing her legs and nearly dropped her on my foot). In theory that means more positions than your average pillow could dream of offering. In practice? Sometimes feels stiff or even slightly creaky if you push too hard.
And yeah—vaginal and anal are possible. They make sure you know that right away in every product description like it’s some kind of badge.
Shipping & That Whole “Discreet Packaging” Thing
Here’s something I did appreciate: free international shipping and completely plain packaging. No embarrassing logos or weird customs issues—the box was so boring looking I almost missed it on my doorstep. Processing took two weeks plus another week for delivery (three weeks total), which felt long at first but… honestly, waiting for something like this isn’t the worst thing in the world.
I kept wondering who else orders these things and how many neighbors have received mystery boxes without ever knowing what was inside.
Skinny Silicone Realism — Or Something Like It
The skin texture is surprisingly soft—almost too soft sometimes? Feels cold at first touch unless you warm her up somehow (not included). You get used to the weight after a while but carrying her upstairs is still an awkward arm workout nobody talks about.
Her face is sculpted to look young-ish but definitely over eighteen—they state that everywhere because they have to—and there’s this odd balance between realism and obvious artificiality that never quite goes away no matter how expensive these dolls get.
Awkward Moments & Small Regrets
Weirdly enough… there were moments where I wondered why anyone would want something so lifelike yet so obviously not alive. Like when adjusting her arms late at night—it hits different than expected; not bad exactly but just odd enough to notice every time.
Also discovered cleaning takes longer than advertised if you actually care about hygiene—which apparently some buyers don’t mention until after purchase.
Not Exactly What You See On Instagram
If you’re thinking about getting one because of influencer reviews or those glossy promo shots—lower your expectations by about twenty percent and add in some extra effort for maintenance nobody wants to talk about publicly.
But hey—the discreet shipping works as promised; no nosy questions from roommates or family members unless they open boxes addressed to you (which shouldn’t happen anyway).
Would I Do It Again?
Eh… hard to say. There are moments where having a life size silicone sex doll like Weilan makes sense if you’re really after ultra-specific features—D-cup Asian goddess vibes aren’t easy to find elsewhere—but then reality sets in with all its quirks and little annoyances.
Maybe next time I'll just stick with less commitment-heavy options—or maybe not. Depends on how bored I get in three months’ time...
