I’ll admit it—the first time I saw “Introducing Widow, the pool shark sex doll with an attitude!” in my inbox, I snorted coffee through my nose. Not because of the sex doll thing (that’s not shocking anymore), but because… pool shark? Like, really? Are we out here giving silicone dolls personalities based on bar games now? Apparently yes. And honestly—maybe that’s what makes her stick in your mind.
That First Glance (And Second Guess)
Widow isn’t some shy wallflower. She’s got curves that basically shout at you from across the room. Full silicone body, 5 feet 3 inches tall—solidly life size. The stats are all there if you care: bust 34.6", waist just under 25", hips a little over 39". C cup, skinny but not cartoonish, and she weighs about as much as a medium dog (72 lbs). It’s a weird comparison but carrying her up my stairs felt kind of similar.
The face is… well, let’s just say she looks like someone who would hustle you at billiards and then smirk when you realize your wallet is lighter. Blonde hair, sharp eyes; definitely more “don’t mess with me” than “innocent teen.” Which is refreshing? Maybe?
The Whole Pool Shark Gimmick
Here’s where things get odd—in a fun way. Her whole vibe is built around this idea that she’d challenge you to nine-ball and then suggest something less PG for after-hours. They even lean into it with her posing: one hand sort of ready to grip a cue stick (or whatever else). It sounds corny typing it out but standing her next to my old table made me laugh more than once.
She doesn’t actually play pool—obviously—but the attitude comes through in how she sits or leans against furniture. There’s something about these dolls where posture sells personality almost better than any fancy tech feature.
Experience vs Expectation
I remember thinking when I unboxed her: am I really doing this? Three weeks waiting felt like forever (processing plus shipping), though the discreet packaging was legit—you could’ve mistaken it for boring office supplies if you didn’t know better.
Setting up was awkward at first (she has a steel skeleton with movable joints so posing takes practice). But once she was propped up by the table—something shifted. Not gonna lie, there’s an odd thrill in seeing Widow “watch” your game like some silent judge who knows all your weak spots.
And yes—all those features are present: vaginal and anal options, both decently deep compared to most life size silicone sex dolls out there (7 inches and 6 inches respectively). Maintenance isn’t glamorous but it gets easier after round two or three.
A Tangent About Shipping
Quick detour here because people ask about this stuff more than they admit: free international shipping actually works out cheaper than I expected. No weird customs labels either; box is plain as oatmeal. Processing took two weeks exactly for mine—shipping another week after that—and no one batted an eye when it landed on my porch.
Would’ve been nice if they included white gloves or something though; moving 72 pounds of silicone without leaving fingerprints is harder than YouTube makes it look.
Unexpected Realizations
One thing nobody talks about enough: these dolls fill space in ways you don’t anticipate. Widow ends up being part part roommate sometimes—I found myself apologizing when bumping into her leg while vacuuming last weekend.
She also holds attention way longer than expected; maybe it’s the “attitude,” or just how lifelike WM Doll designs have gotten lately. Either way… not what I pictured when clicking ‘buy.’
Is She Just for Show?
People always ask if these are only for display or actual use—and yeah, both work fine here. If you’re looking for pure function, sure—the engineering checks out and everything fits together snugly enough to avoid complaints.
But oddly enough—it’s the off-table vibes that linger most after using Widow awhile. The whole pool shark persona adds flavor even when nothing physical happens; sometimes just having her “in character” nearby turns an empty room into something less lonely.
Where This Leaves Me
Not sure how long this particular phase will last—or if I’ll ever get used to seeing a life size silicone sex doll chilling by my pool table like she owns the place—but hey… stranger hobbies exist.
Not every full size silicone sex doll is created equal, so paying attention to materials and build quality really matters in the long run.
If you want someone who keeps things interesting—even silently—a pool shark sex doll named Widow might be less ridiculous than it sounds at first blush.
Anyway… guess that wraps today’s ramble—not quite sure what tomorrow brings besides maybe another awkward run-in with those plastic fingers poking out from under a blanket again.
