The Curiosity That Got Me Here
You know when you spot something online and—well, you’re not sure if it’s a scam, a joke, or maybe just another weird corner of adult life? That was me with the Xu: Milky Asian Teen Sex Doll. I kept seeing her pop up on those “life size silicone sex doll” lists. Not gonna lie, my first thought was, “Is this even legal?” (It is. The model is 18+, says so right there.) Still, I hovered over that product page for days before actually clicking “buy.” Half-expecting to get catfished or end up on some government watchlist.
Breaking Down the Details (Because Someone Has To)
The specs are kind of wild. Xu clocks in at 5 feet 3 inches (163 cm), which is...almost exactly my ex’s height. She weighs only 55 lbs (25 kg), though lifting her felt heavier than expected—awkward bulk more than actual weight, if that makes sense? The big selling point seems to be this F-cup thing. Busty doesn’t quite cover it; honestly, it’s almost cartoonish in person. But then again, people buy these dolls for fantasy—not realism.
And let’s talk about joints for a second: steel skeleton with movable bits everywhere. You can pose her like an action figure (if you’re into that). Legs go long and straight or folded up; arms do whatever you want except maybe hold a coffee cup properly.
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Noticing the Odd Bits
There’s always something off with these things—the uncanny valley is real. Even high-end life size silicone sex dolls don’t escape it completely; Xu looks soft and “milky” but there’s still that slight deadness in the eyes if you stare too long. And yeah, she’s got all the right curves: bust 35", waist just under 25", hips back out to 35". Big boobs? Check. Big butt? Also check.
But here’s what caught me off guard: hole depth stats are listed like car engine specs—vagina goes six inches deep, anus five and a half. It feels clinical reading it but...I guess it matters for some people?
Shipping Was…Not Sketchy?
Shipping was discreet—like, extremely so. Box comes plain as oatmeal, no hint of what’s inside unless someone X-rays your mailroom deliveries for kicks. Processing took three weeks (felt longer) plus one week shipping from somewhere overseas—China probably? Four weeks total delivery time isn’t bad considering how heavy and awkward this thing must be to ship internationally.
Weirdly enough—I remember thinking this when the tracking finally updated—the anticipation made everything feel riskier and more exciting than it probably should’ve been.
Living With Xu: More Awkward Than Expected
Day one after unboxing was surreal. She sat propped against my couch like some expensive prank gone too far—a $1500+ mannequin with big breasts staring blankly at my bookshelf collection of sci-fi novels.
Cleaning her takes effort nobody warns you about; those deep holes aren’t self-cleaning obviously (wish they were). And moving her around is trickier than lifting dumbbells because she flops in ways humans never would.
Still—I’ll admit—I started getting used to having her around after a couple days; posing her became weirdly meditative sometimes. If nothing else she makes an excellent conversation piece during video calls (off camera).
Is The Fantasy Worth It?
Here’s where I’m split: part of me gets why people buy these life size silicone sex dolls—they’re customizable fantasies come to life-ish—but another part wonders if we’re just making loneliness more expensive instead of fixing it.
Xu delivers on all those big promises: busty proportions, soft skin texture thanks to full silicone build, legs for days etc etc… But does she make anyone happier long-term? Jury's still out on that one.
Anyway—I keep catching myself glancing over at her while typing this and wondering if I’ll ever get used to sharing space with something so eerily lifelike yet not alive at all.
Maybe next week I'll move her into storage—or maybe not yet.
