Not Exactly What I Expected
I mean, you think you know what you’re getting into when you order a life size silicone sex doll. There’s the late-night scrolling, maybe a half-hearted attempt at research, and then—suddenly—Yuzu shows up in your cart. She’s this thick, curvy H-cup sex doll with measurements that’d make a tailor sweat: 5 feet 3 inches tall (159 cm), bust at 37.8 inches, hips at 42.9, waist somewhere in between. You get the idea.
The box arrives after what feels like forever (they say 3-4 weeks but time moves differently when you’re waiting for…well, something like this). To their credit, it’s totally discreet packaging—not even a hint of “hey neighbor! Guess what’s inside!” on the label. Kind of wish my actual online shopping was this subtle.
The Details Nobody Talks About
Let’s get real here for a second—these specs are everywhere online but nobody really tells you how it feels to actually be around one. Yuzu is heavy. Like, she weighs almost as much as an average person—94.8 lbs if you’re counting (or just under 76 lbs with weight reduction). You don’t just pick her up and move her around without planning your route first.
Her steel skeleton with movable joints? Sounds clinical until you try to pose her for the first time and realize she bends more naturally than some people I know from yoga class. But there’s always that mechanical click that reminds you: yeah, not quite human.
And those proportions—they’re wild in person. Big breasts aren’t just “big,” they’re almost cartoonish next to her tiny waist and big butt. It’s like someone mashed every Instagram model trend into one body and hit “enhance.” Her long legs go on forever; I remember thinking she’d look right at home in some kind of sci-fi movie about beautiful androids taking over the world.
A Tangent About Storage (Because No One Warns You)
Here’s something nobody puts on the product page: where do you put a five-foot-three-inch tan brunette sex doll when your mom visits unexpectedly? Seriously—I had to stash Yuzu behind an old futon once because there was nowhere else to hide her fast enough.
And cleaning? Ugh. Let’s just say the novelty wears off pretty quickly after your third round with antibacterial wipes and awkwardly propping her up in the bathtub so nothing gets waterlogged.
Functionality Is…Surprisingly Technical
For anyone curious about specifics (and let’s be honest, if you’ve read this far—you are), vaginal depth is 6.7 inches; anal is 6.6; mouth is 5.1 inches deep which honestly sounds clinical but makes sense if... well anyway.
The joints do hold up over time—a little stiff at first but they loosen up without getting floppy or weirdly loose like cheap dolls sometimes do. There are moments where I catch myself adjusting her posture out of habit now—a strange thing to admit out loud but here we are.
The Shipping Saga
International shipping is free—which felt suspiciously generous until I realized how much these things cost anyway—and there were no customs issues or embarrassing phone calls from delivery companies asking me what exactly was inside my enormous plain cardboard box.
Processing takes longer than Amazon Prime ever would tolerate—2-3 weeks plus another week for shipping—but patience is apparently part of the deal when it comes to specialty items like this.
Odd Realizations Along The Way
There was one night where I caught myself apologizing aloud after bumping into Yuzu while stumbling through my dark apartment looking for snacks. Weirdly enough…she blends into domestic life quicker than expected—just sort of becomes part of the scenery after awhile unless someone else walks in unexpectedly and then suddenly she isn’t background anymore at all.
I never thought I'd have opinions about shoe sizes (hers are women’s US 6–6.5) or care so much about hip-to-waist ratios outside of fitness magazines—but here we are again: talking about curves because apparently that's what sells these days.
Reading through silicone sex doll reviews before buying is probably the smartest move you can make at this price range.
Anyway—
Not Sure Where This Leaves Me
If you're considering dipping your toes—or whatever other appendage—into owning a curvy Asian sex doll like Yuzu, expect some surprises along with all those advertised features: big boobs, big butt, long legs…the whole package delivered discreetly right to your door like some surreal fever dream come true or maybe just another Tuesday night impulse buy gone slightly off-script.
That's probably enough oversharing for now—I should move her before my landlord does his annual inspection tomorrow morning...
