An Odd Thing to Admit, but Here We Are
I never really thought I’d be writing about a life size silicone sex doll. Let alone one with the name “Zenni: Boss’s Daughter.” Yet here I am, staring at my screen, sipping cold coffee that tastes like cardboard, and thinking—maybe there’s value in talking honestly about stuff most people only whisper about online.
You know what? Curiosity gets the better of everyone sometimes. That’s how I ended up researching (and eventually unboxing) this D-cup silicone sex doll that stands at 5 feet 2 inches tall. Not exactly a story for family dinners.
The Details People Actually Want (But Pretend They Don’t)
Let me just get these out of the way because if you’re reading this, you probably already Googled “big boobs brunette silicone teen” or something close. No judgment here.
- Height: 5’2” (157 cm)
- Weight: 72.5 lbs (32 kg)
- Bust: 31.5”, Under bust: 23.6”
- Waist: 20.5”, Hips: 33”
- Cup-size is a solid D
- Vagina depth? 7.1 inches.
- Anal depth? Slightly less—6.3 inches.
The steel skeleton thing is real; joints move more naturally than I expected, which…well, it’s weird to admit but it matters when you’re trying to pose her or just store her somewhere discreet.
The Shipping Bit Is Surprisingly Important
Here’s something people don’t talk about enough—the shipping anxiety is real with these things. Zenni comes in a plain box (no branding anywhere), which helps if you’ve got nosy neighbors or live with roommates who think every package is their business.
When it comes to premium silicone sex dolls, the differences in material quality become obvious once you start comparing side by side.
Processing takes two weeks; shipping adds another week on top—so you’re looking at three weeks total before she shows up at your door. That felt like forever to me, but maybe patience isn’t my strong suit.
Oh—and the outfit in all those promo photos? Just for show. She arrives unclothed except for some protective foam and plastic wrap that makes her look kind of like a futuristic mummy.
Movable Joints & Realism – It’s Not What You Think
This part tripped me up more than I want to admit. You expect stiff limbs or awkward angles from something called a “life size silicone sex doll,” right? Nope—her steel skeleton means she bends at elbows, knees, even wrists and ankles…sometimes too easily if you don’t support her right when lifting.
It made me realize how much detail goes into these things—like someone spent hours figuring out joint resistance so she doesn’t flop over mid-pose (or worse). It sounds silly but after messing around with cheap mannequins before, this was actually impressive.
Does It Feel Awkward?
Short answer: yes—and no? There’s an odd comfort in knowing nobody cares what you do behind closed doors anymore; still, taking delivery of a realistic D-cup sex doll named Zenni will mess with your head for a bit.
But then again...after the initial awkwardness faded, it became almost routine to clean and dress her up—or just move her out of sight before friends visited (not that anyone comes over much lately).
A Quick Tangent About Expectations
Weirdly enough—I remember thinking she’d look less lifelike than advertised. Maybe too glossy or fake-looking skin? But nope; the silicone has this matte finish that avoids the whole uncanny valley thing by just enough margin.
And yeah—the fact she weighs over seventy pounds means moving her isn’t effortless—but also not impossible unless stairs are involved (which…don’t ask).
Little Gripes That Sneak Up On You
There are tiny annoyances nobody mentions until you live with one of these dolls for a while:
- Hair sheds from the wig sometimes.
- Silicone picks up lint like crazy.
- Storage can be tricky if you live small; closets fill up fast.
- Cleaning takes longer than people let on—it matters though.
Still—if realism is what you’re after and discretion matters to you as much as it did for me…those feel like manageable trade-offs compared to some other options floating around online.
Would I Do It Again?
Hmm—not sure yet honestly; cautiously optimistic might be where I land tonight anyway (ask me again next month). Zenni isn’t perfect—but she does what she says on the box and looks good doing it.
If nothing else—I learned more about life size silicone sex dolls than I ever planned…and now maybe so have you.
Anyway—that’s probably enough oversharing for one night.
