That First Glance — And a Quiet Surprise
You know when you see something online and just… scroll past it? That’s what happened with Zuri at first. Another life size silicone sex doll, another flashy product page, all the same buzzwords. But then, maybe because I was half-awake or just bored—who knows—I clicked through. Scrolled again. Paused. Something about her proportions made me stop longer than usual: 5 feet 3 inches tall (162 cm), busty but not cartoonish, hips that actually look like they belong on a real person. Hmm.
I remember thinking, they actually got the curves right this time. Not those weirdly exaggerated shapes you see everywhere else.
Running Down the Details (Because Someone Has To)
Let’s get the numbers out of the way before I forget—Zuri clocks in at 90 lbs (40.5 kg). She’s not featherweight, but she doesn’t feel like dragging a sandbag across your carpet either. Her bust is 37.2 inches, under bust comes in at 26 inches, waist at 23.6 inches (narrower than I expected), and hips… yeah, those are serious: 40.4 inches.
The “hole depth” specs always make me laugh for some reason—like there’s someone out there with calipers checking—but here they are anyway: vagina is 6.3 inches deep, anus is 5.1 inches deep.
Not sure why that matters so much for everyone but hey—it’s info.
Touching Platinum Silicone (Weirdly Satisfying)
I didn’t really expect to care about materials until I tried touching platinum silicone myself for the first time—on Zuri’s shoulder of all places—and it was oddly nice? There’s this soft resilience to it; not sticky or plasticky like some cheap dolls from years ago that kind of haunted me after one awkward party story.
She feels cool at first touch and then warms up if you stick around long enough—which sounds weird written out loud but it makes sense in context.
And yeah—the steel skeleton with movable joints does mean posing her isn’t a struggle-fest every single time you want to change things up.
Shipping Was… Less Awkward Than Expected
This part surprised me more than anything else: free international shipping and discreet packaging that actually lived up to its promise? The box showed up looking so boring my neighbor helped me carry it inside without even asking questions. Just plain cardboard—no weird brand names splashed across the side or anything embarrassing like that.
Processing took about three weeks and then another week for shipping—a little patience required but honestly not bad compared to horror stories I’ve heard elsewhere.
It took me a while to appreciate the differences between various life size silicone sex dolls, but once you see a well-made one in person, the quality speaks for itself.
A Tangent About Realism vs Fantasy
Quick detour here—I used to think these dolls were all about fantasy bodies nobody could ever have in real life (especially not curvy models who look grown-up instead of cartoon-young). But Zuri has this vibe that lands somewhere between realistic and “rich girl next door”—not intimidating or hyper-stylized… just kind of quietly impressive?
Maybe it’s because her proportions aren’t screaming for attention—they’re just balanced enough to feel familiar if you’ve ever known someone who owned their curves unapologetically.
What Surprised Me Most
Honestly? It wasn’t even the sex stuff—or rather, not only that part—that stood out after a while. It was how easy she was to pose thanks to those movable joints; how sturdy yet flexible she felt when shifting her weight around; how much less clinical everything seemed once she was actually there in front of me instead of some picture on a website.
The details matter more than you’d think: eyelashes done right, lips soft instead of rubbery, hands shaped like actual hands rather than mannequin claws…
One Small Annoyance
There is one thing though—moving her upstairs takes effort if you live alone and don’t skip leg day regularly (which I do… sometimes). Ninety pounds doesn’t sound like much until you’re trying not to bang into walls or drop an expensive doll halfway up your staircase because your grip slipped on smooth silicone thighs—
Yeah anyway… plan ahead if stairs are involved.
Is She Worth Waiting For?
Three or four weeks might feel long when you’re impatient—but honestly by week two I’d mostly forgotten about waiting until tracking pinged my phone again one morning before work and suddenly everything sped up fast.
Would I call her perfect? No one really is—not even a platinum silicone sex doll with moveable joints and perfectly measured curves—but there’s something quietly satisfying about seeing real effort put into design for once instead of just hype copywriting slapped onto generic faces.
I guess what sticks with me is how unexpectedly normal she feels sitting in my apartment now—not flashy or show-offy, just kind of present in an everyday way most people wouldn’t expect from something called "Curvy Rich Girl."
Anyway—I should probably go fold laundry before midnight hits again.
